Days of Wonder (The Seven Wonders Tour!Fic): PG-13
Title: Days of Wonder (The Seven Wonders Tour!Fic) Part 1 of 2
Author:
millarific
Genre: Crack!fic
Rating: PG-13 (sexual situations, implied sex)
Characters: Gaeta, Starbuck, Anders, Baltar, Leoben, Tyrol, Tory, Tigh, Nicky Tyrol, mentions of D'Anna, Cavil, Simon, Doral, OC
Pairings: Tory/Leoben, Starbuck/Anders, Tigh/Caprica (all mostly off-camera)
Wordcount: 2,023
Spoilers: Season 4.0 through "Revelations"
Warnings: None
Beta: Much thanks to the patient
wyrdwritere for beta'ing and contribution of ideas.
Summary: A crack!fic in which Baltar has formed a post-apocalyptic rock band called The Seven Wonders with the Dylan 4, Starbuck and Leoben and they tour the Northeast. With Felix Gaeta as their longsuffering manager.
Author's Notes: This is a sequel to a very funny story recently posted by
demonqueen666 called Euterpe and the Seven Wonders of the World (which you should totally read because it rocks - literally) which explains how the band got formed in the first place. In my comments, I bemoaned the fact that she ended the story just before we got to see Manager!Felix Gaeta in action. As you can see if you read the comment thread, she dared me to write what I wanted to see. In those comments, you can also see the bonus snippet she wrote to tempt me into writing this. I actually put that snippet in at the beginning of the fic and then just continued on from there. Six thousand freakin' words later (Jesus, wtf brain?), you have what hopefully is something as funny as the story that inspired it. Oh, and
demonqueen666 gets credit for some of the Centurionspeak.
Note: A link to Part 2 is located at the beginning and the end of Part 1 in my journal.
Read here