Title: Improper Conduct
Author:
lotus79Rating: R, for a whole battleship full of innuendo
Spoilers: Um, it doesn’t really fit anywhere in the timeline. But let’s just say all of season 2 to be 100% safe.
Pairings: Kara/Lee, some Adama/Roslin
Summary: Kara’s incorrigible, Lee’s mortified, the admiral’s grinning and the president is loud. Crackfic PWP. 1600 words.
Warnings: This fic is crack. Don’t read at work or while drinking anything that’s bad for keyboards. Also, this is unbetaed.
Author's Note: I asked my dear friend
misscam to challenge me to write something, and she asked for “A wireless, a plant, a picture of a cat, a carved rabbit with a flower and a letter opener that looks a bit like a phallic symbol” and since she ships A/R she also asked for "an attempt at family dinner with Lee and/or Kara getting a bit awkward over A/R being affectionate." So here we are. I had to cheat with the rabbit and the cat, but they are there, if you look.
(
Improper Conduct, 1600 words )
Crossposted in a few places