Logan Likes Mary Anne! Part The End!

[road_baby]

Greetings, my dears! So, I should have had this snark up last night but it got too facking hot and I fell asleep in the middle of it. But today I got up bright and early and after Animal Crossing, I finished it up. I think this is my favorite book I've done so far. Not only is the plot not total ass but the BSC acts like normal human beings

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The fact that the BSC just lets Karen terroize her siblings because it's better than them fighting is ridiculous. This is probably scarring poor Andrew. And how much harder would it be to break up a fight and get the kids occupied in something else verses having to comfort a kid's night terrors? It drives me crazy what Karen is allowed to get away with because she's Ann's pet. I can see not wanting to hamper your kid's creativity but if it's actively harming your other kids, you're raising a spoiled brat and creating resentment in your other kids.

I've had the idea of writing self-insert BSC fanfiction on the back burner for ages. I'm just so rusty at writing fiction. But then I think if it's not great, I can say it's based off Ann's writing style which isn't exactly Newbery winning. And the fact that it'd be parody cuts me some slack too. Someday I'll get around to it.

The fact that the BSC got Mary Anne suitable gifts just shows that it's an early book. In a later book they'd get her a cat costume, a shot of the boobie scene from 'Sixteen Candles' and a gift card to 'Sir Cries-a-Lot'.

Dawn makes me so damned angry with how she handles food. It's not even a situation where she's the only one not enjoying cake because Stacey doesn't have any. She seriously doing something she doesn't enjoy and then complaining about like she didn't have a choice in the matter. She's treating it like an unpleasant chore when it's just eating some Goddamn cake. And individual would have passed up the cake. But no, not our Dawn. She has to eat something she doesn't enjoy then point out how special she is for not enjoying it. She's got the biggest fucking martyr complex I've ever read in a book series.