SS#15 baby-sitter's european vacation part 3!

Feb 21, 2016 19:32

hey guys, how is everyone? sorry i've been slacking so hard lately! i'm still sick and in other fun news, i sprained a toe last week. a fucking toe. *rolls eyes forever* what makes it even more lame is i did it tripping over a BAG. it'd be comedic as fuck if it didn't hurt like a bitch. actually, it's still pretty funny.


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ss#15: baby-sitters european vacation, stacey is a bitch, jessi wangst, ann hates the elderly, alan gray, cokie mason, ballet, sms field trip fetish, illustrations, lerangis, bitchface, parody of itself, shut up jessi, filler, plot-advancing epiphany, pot calling the kettle jessi, facepalm

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bleeding_thorn2 February 23 2016, 21:23:55 UTC
i'm still sick and in other fun news, i sprained a toe last week. a fucking toe. *rolls eyes forever* what makes it even more lame is i did it tripping over a BAG. it'd be comedic as fuck if it didn't hurt like a bitch. actually, it's still pretty funny. =I once scared the shit out of my dad. I crashed my bike into the wall and bit my lip; which bled. By the time he got to me, the blood mixed with my tears and as I wiped both, the blood ended up all over my arms and face, so he thought I was seriously hurt. Poor guy. It was like almost twenty odd years ago and this still gets brought up all the time. Don't worry, I'm just as klutzy and yes... it's funny as hell once the pain stops.

Hope your toe feels better!

SHE WANTS TO GO SHOPPING.-This doesn't surprise me as much as it should, sadly.

uh, more like wondering why this little girl has such a massive bitch face already at such a young age. -or why she has white stains on her clothes?

see, this is why i HATE mr. douche. because he is the douche to end all douches in this book. -Me thinks he just bolted once he realized the BSC Cunts were on this trip!

to which stacey grumbles back that it's "not funny." -I thought it was a little funny, I have to admit!

she had him practically pinned against the wall. they were comparing prints they'd bought at the shop.'-if she's really 'pinning him against the wall'; they're doing more than 'comparing prints'! All I'm sayin!

"the guy in it? he's supposed to be a god or something? he looks just like you!"-Is Robert supposed to be packing a huge one? This makes no sense why he's so wanted!

Love the Wonder Woman pic!

YES! SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!-FINALLY! IF I COULD DO A CARTWHEEL; I WOULD! BUT I'M AFRAID OF KNOCKING MY BOOKS DOWN!

Why am I getting a metal image of Mr. D prancing in with a cape on?

is new york really that filthy? i've heard the subway stations are fucking gross as hell. but is there really that much of a difference?-I'm from there and the trains are fucking nasty! Especially Metro North, every single time me and my husband go visit family; the trains go from clean to ghetto looking hell holes on wheels the closer we get to the Bronx.

'how was harrods? well, let's put it this way. it was like stepping into bloomingdale's, macy's, zabar's, and half of fifth avenue all rolled into one. (if you don't recognize those names, you must visit new york.)'=or just go to a Costco or Walmart. Same exact thing, just cheaper.

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bleeding_thorn2 February 23 2016, 21:38:36 UTC
what the fuck was wrong with me? more importantly, what the fuck is wrong with ann?!? we're supposed to look up to these girls?!
=the more I read/snark these fucking books, the more I just want to set fire to them all! these girls are completely hateful fucking people!

full disclosure: my maternal grandfather was a world war II vet, so i find this complete and utter disrespect on stacey's part fucking unbearable and it makes me seriously angry.=both grandfathers are vets and this pisses me off! Stacey's a fucking twat!

i mean, okay, they were in the war together. that was important. but it was over fifty years ago-FUCK HER! FUCK HER WITH SOMETHING SPIKED AND RUSTY!!

you know what popped into my mind?-I thought of American Girl Molly. Her books took place during the war and they mentioned air raids in the US sometimes. They end up having an English girl stay with them, who escaped. When the air raid happens, she legit gets freaked out because the raids in London where much worse. It's almost a PTSD moment for her.

yyyes! you die, buddy!-For some reason, this cracked me up!

well, if it isn't the baby-sitters club wet t-shirt contest. not that anybody would notice."=LMAO! Very adult line there, Ann must've been high again!

"i don't have to," -NICE!

love the pic!

claudia snaps at her, "how should i know?"=BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

The Jessi chapter had me laughing so hard, I had to read some lines to my husband. He laughed too!

Is it bad that I called Jessi dancing in the show before it came up? Then I remembered, I did read the book once, but fuck if I remember anything else about it!

Great JOB!

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heymalice March 2 2016, 00:08:20 UTC
the more I read/snark these fucking books, the more I just want to set fire to them all! these girls are completely hateful fucking people!--they really are!

both grandfathers are vets and this pisses me off! Stacey's a fucking tat!--she really is!

FUCK HER! FUCK HER WITH SOMETHING SPIKED AND RUSTY!!--she's seriously disrespectful and has zero empathy.

I thought of American Girl Molly. Her books took place during the war and they mentioned air raids in the US sometimes. They end up having an English girl stay with them, who escaped. When the air raid happens, she legit gets freaked out because the raids in London where much worse. It's almost a PTSD moment for her.--that's really sad.

For some reason, this cracked me up!--lol, buddy's usually the one displaying homicidal tendencies. or at least he did in 'kristy's worst idea', i believe it was. when he was talking about blowing up SES and his teachers and shit.

LMAO! Very adult line there, Ann must've been high again!--i love when peter sneaks shit like that in! ann must've been high not to notice!

love the pic!--thanks!

BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!--i know right?!

The Jessi chapter had me laughing so hard, I had to read some lines to my husband. He laughed too!--YAY!!! i'm glad i made you both laugh! :D

Is it bad that I called Jessi dancing in the show before it came up? Then I remembered, I did read the book once, but fuck if I remember anything else about it!--lol!

Great JOB!--thanks!!

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bleeding_thorn2 March 2 2016, 18:26:28 UTC
that's really sad.-It was, the poor kid was sitting there in shock and then said it was because the English have to go wait at train stations underground all night until the air raids stop and sometimes when they go home, the home's gone. It's really sad!

YAY!!! i'm glad i made you both laugh! :D-You really did!

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heymalice March 17 2016, 20:39:40 UTC
wow, that's so sad. :(

i'm really happy i made you guys laugh!

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heymalice March 2 2016, 00:07:39 UTC
I once scared the shit out of my dad. I crashed my bike into the wall and bit my lip; which bled. By the time he got to me, the blood mixed with my tears and as I wiped both, the blood ended up all over my arms and face, so he thought I was seriously hurt. Poor guy. It was like almost twenty odd years ago and this still gets brought up all the time. Don't worry, I'm just as klutzy and yes... it's funny as hell once the pain stops.--awwww!!!

Hope your toe feels better!--thanks! it still hurts to walk on a lot of the time, but it could've been a hell of a lot worse.

This doesn't surprise me as much as it should, sadly.--same. this is typical stacey. when she isn't lusting over some dude, she's lusting over clothes, shoes and accessories.

or why she has white stains on her clothes?--oh my GOD! LMFAO!

Me thinks he just bolted once he realized the BSC Cunts were on this trip!--lol, you might be right!

I thought it was a little funny, I have to admit!--lol, don't blame you.

if she's really 'pinning him against the wall'; they're doing more than 'comparing prints'! All I'm saying!--i agree!

Is Robert supposed to be packing a huge one? This makes no sense why he's so wanted!--seriously. on the cover of the book where he's all depressed, he's not even all that damned attractive.

Love the Wonder Woman pic!--it's one of my favourites. lol.

YES! SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!-FINALLY! IF I COULD DO A CARTWHEEL; I WOULD! BUT I'M AFRAID OF KNOCKING MY BOOKS DOWN!--same here!!

Why am I getting a metal image of Mr. D prancing in with a cape on?--LOL!!!

I'm from there and the trains are fucking nasty! Especially Metro North, every single time me and my husband go visit family; the trains go from clean to ghetto looking hell holes on wheels the closer we get to the Bronx.--wow! well, i guess at least now we can say that stacey finally admitted there is an aspect of NY that isn't superior to the rest of the world. lol.

or just go to a Costco or Walmart. Same exact thing, just cheaper.--LOL!! *high five!*

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bleeding_thorn2 March 2 2016, 18:31:53 UTC
eriously. on the cover of the book where he's all depressed, he's not even all that damned attractive. -Now granted, I've thought the oddest celebs were hot, so maybe I shouldn't be judging. I mean I used to have a crush on Jamie Kennedy in High school and I think WWE's Adam Rose is good looking, Neville too! But still, I wouldn't be that obsessed with someone like Stacey is with Robert!

With Costco/Walmart/Kmart/what have you... why spend hundreds of dollars on like, one dress when you go to anyone of these places and with that same hundred, buy a fuckton of stuff. I got two beautiful dresses at Kmart for like sixty bucks total and one I wore to my cousin's wedding. I get alot of use from my dresses in the summer. But I shine at buying books from Amazon, my husband can give me like a limit; say fifty bucks and I can get like 7 or 8 books in good condition. Why spend 25 per book at a bookstore when you can spend like 5 each at Amazon? Or book sales?

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heymalice March 17 2016, 20:40:15 UTC
Now granted, I've thought the oddest celebs were hot, so maybe I shouldn't be judging. I mean I used to have a crush on Jamie Kennedy in High school and I think WWE's Adam Rose is good looking, Neville too! But still, I wouldn't be that obsessed with someone like Stacey is with Robert!--saaaame, especially since they've been broken up for how long by this point? and she's still fucking obsessed even though i believe she has yet another boyfriend stashed away during all this.

With Costco/Walmart/Kmart/what have you... why spend hundreds of dollars on like, one dress when you go to anyone of these places and with that same hundred, buy a fuckton of stuff. I got two beautiful dresses at Kmart for like sixty bucks total and one I wore to my cousin's wedding. I get alot of use from my dresses in the summer. But I shine at buying books from Amazon, my husband can give me like a limit; say fifty bucks and I can get like 7 or 8 books in good condition. Why spend 25 per book at a bookstore when you can spend like 5 each at Amazon? Or book sales? --exactly! i love going to used book stores, or second hand shops in general that sell books, or the little second hand book stores in the various libraries around my city where you can get books dirt cheap. my best book score to date still has to be when i managed to get 50 BSC books for $15 from some lady who was selling her daughter's old books and had put up a sign at the grocery store. that was fucking awesome.

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bleeding_thorn2 March 20 2016, 19:06:15 UTC
saaaame, especially since they've been broken up for how long by this point? and she's still fucking obsessed even though i believe she has yet another boyfriend stashed away during all this. -I know right?! It's sooo stupid!

love going to used book stores, or second hand shops in general that sell books, or the little second hand book stores in the various libraries around my city where you can get books dirt cheap. my best book score to date still has to be when i managed to get 50 BSC books for $15 from some lady who was selling her daughter's old books and had put up a sign at the grocery store. that was fucking awesome.-NICE! My town's library is having a book sale in a few weeks, you know I'm def going! I took a pic with my phone of a Stephen King book at the store, planning on Amazon shopping soon!

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