BSC #59: MALLORY HATES BOYS (AND GYM) OR TOO BAD THERE’S NO MCSTEAMY HER TO HELP US THRU IT! THE END

[bleeding_thorn2]

BSC #59: MALLORY HATES BOYS (AND GYM) OR TOO BAD THERE’S NO MCSTEAMY HER TO HELP US THRU IT! THE END! Hi guys, hope everyone had a great weekend/Valentine’s/What-have you! I also hope that you’re all safe and warm somewhere, it looks NASTY out

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[shatisarockgod]

Come on, Mallory! Don’t just stand there!’ SHE’S STILL JUST STANDING THERE, DOUG FUNNIE-ING IT?!--Daydream at home, Mallory! It really isn't worth being hit in the head/face with the ball because you're out of it.

This leads to coach talking about how this will lead to Mal quitting EVERYTHING under the fucking sun and I really don’t think quitting a FUCKING VOLLEYBALL WILL MAKE HER WANT TO DROP OUT OF COLLEGE, BITCH! FUCKING HELL!--*eyes roll out of head*

You can’t tell me the teachers aren’t aware of just how shitty the Pike Parents are. --Shades of Roseanne again. Do you think the Pike parents know which grade Mallory is in, do you think if they were at the school the principal would be shocked and say something like "We thought you were dead!"

David Michael hogs the TV--What's that devil box doing on to start with? Better be reruns of "I Love Lucy!" playing on that tv! :D

THAT GAME HAS LITTLE PIECES IN IT, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!--And common sense says you have to watch out for little bitty pieces anywhere when it concerns kids or pets. What does it say when the 4 year old has more sense than Kristy?

BUT NO, SHE RATHER THROW THE RADIO BATTERIES OUT THE GODDAMN WINDOW,--Real mature, Kristy.

which haven’t been cleaned in TWO WHOLE DAYS, WHICH MAKES HER MENTION HER ZOO ANIMAL BROTHERS WHO HAVEN’T CLEANED THEIRS IN…MONTHS!--Probably rivals Claudia's room by now.

And Mal ends up ruling over everyone and gets an invite to try out for the archery team--Way to go, Mallory! At least this part of the class will be fun/enjoyable for her!

Enjoyed the snark and my vote goes towards 12. Claudia and the New Girl

[bleeding_thorn2]

do you think if they were at the school the principal would be shocked and say something like "We thought you were dead!"-LMAO! I nearly fell off my bed when I read that!

What's that devil box doing on to start with?-DEVIL BOX?! I'M SO STEALING THAT ONE AND USING IT WHEN MY HUSBAND ASKS WHAT WE'RE WATCHING ON TV!

[shatisarockgod]

DEVIL BOX?! I'M SO STEALING THAT ONE AND USING IT WHEN MY HUSBAND ASKS WHAT WE'RE WATCHING ON TV!--LMFAO! that'd be awesome! :D