Boy Crazy Stacey! Part The End!

[road_baby]

So, my sleep schedule has been totally whack (regular type, not wiggedy whack) and I got up early today. Because I'm anxiously awaiting the new Steven Universe and needed to kill time, I thought I'd better finish this bad boy up. Sorry it's a bit late, I was working on some stuff. And my tablet seems to have crapped out on me so, no more Photoshop

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[heymalice]

Stacey thinking that Scott liked her as a friend. No, you dim light bulb, he just saw you as a mule to get him free food and shit.--WORD. this is exactly how he saw her and she was just too fucking naive and dick hungry to realize that.

Yes, girls! Running errands for a guy who gives you shit in return is so much fun! Tee hee! If I didn't know better, I'd say Malibu Stacey was named after this dumb broad.--LOL!! well, lisa DOES read a baby-sitters club book in one of the episodes, doesn't she? i seem to remember that. LOL.

Stacey writes Claudia saying she's in luv again. Jesus Christ, what a fucking flake. How does anyone not point this out to her? I would have been like, 'Jesus, again? Give your panties a fucking break. They can only take so much soaking. Just buy some Depends already.'--oh my god, i just giggled so hard, i still have a smile on my face from how sweet that was. i've said it before, and i'll say it again: i love you. LOL. i'm STILL GIGGLING!

Talk to Dawn Stacey, I'm sure she'd happily lend you a cross to bear. Wait, no she wouldn't. She doesn't know how to share.--LOL!

Stacey is all smitten even though boy is a hot mess. I mean, look at this-'His brown hair was sort of waved back from his face. It was held out of his eyes with a blue headband. He was wearing plain white swimming trunks, but his shirt was amazing - tan with silly pictures of cowboy boots and cactuses all over it. And his sunglasses - black bands with narrow slits from side to side to see through. Totally cool.'--ewwww! picturing toby just puts a disgusted frowny-sneer on my face. i bet she only thinks he's hot cuz when his white swimming trunks get wet they become transparent, so she can see his dick right through them.

He also tells retarded jokes that he then explains because that's what you should look for in a guy. --i fucking HATE it when people think they need to explain jokes. like everyone else is too stupid to understand a really lame fucking joke. one of my sisters in law does that. it makes me want to hulk smash her through a wall!

Stacey finds his brand of Laffy Taffy humor funny though, and declares she's in love. Again. Frankly, if my kid thought she fell in love more often than she blinks, I'd lock her in a suitcase.--SERIOUSLY!! and maureen needs to have her fitted for a fucking chastity belt, STAT. before the BSC winds up being too busy sitting for her dozens of babies from dozens of fathers that they don't have time to baby-sit for anyone else in town!

Toby wins her a bear which she says 'It must have been beginner's luck (or maybe beginner's love)'. Seriously, have you ever read a stupider line?! Okay, so some of the stuff from 50 Shades beats it but good God. My face from reading that line hasn't changed in 20+ years.--LOL! and that mulled pic is fucking epically PERFECT!

Claire comes in completely starkers because she's one step away from being a literal baboon.--LOL. and also, they don't teach ANY of the kids in the 'brook stranger danger, do they? i'm surprised claire doesn't leave the house fucking naked.

I wonder whether Alex was her real first kiss and she never told Logan. I hope so because anyone is better than that rat bag.--ugh SERIOUSLY!

I LOVED THIS SNARK!!

[road_baby]

Thank you! I'm trying to keep a schedule where I include my art and my snarks without letting Tumblr and Sims get in the way too much. I'll post a link to my art when I get some done!

I REALLY wish Mary Anne would keep her spine from things like this. I wish with all my heart that she had told Dawn off when she got her haircut. There was really ZERO excuse for Dawn to be let off the hook on that one.

Ann ALWAYS has people explaining their jokes. It doesn't say much for what she thinks about her reader base if she thinks they can't understand the simplest jokes.

Every BSC member needs some serious therapy. Stacey thinks every little crush is true love. K Ron is a Goddamn dictator who treats her friends like subordinates. MA has severe anxiety. Claudia is stupider than a brick. Mal is a fucking work horse who craves a life of slavery. And Dawn is a fucking sociopath. Only Jessi doesn't have any serious problems because Ann made her more bland than plain yogurt.

I'm so happy you liked the snark! （○゜ε＾○）