BSC #3: THE TRUTH ABOUT STACEY OR IT’S TIME TO END THIS AND HAVE A MERRY FREAKIN’ CHRISTMAS! THE END
BSC #3: THE TRUTH ABOUT STACEY OR IT’S TIME TO END THIS AND HAVE A MERRY FREAKIN’ CHRISTMAS! THE END!
Hello my peeps! Hope everyone’s somewhere warm and away from the rain. This weather’s freaking BATSHIT and it’s supposed to be like almost seventy on Christmas! Da Holy Hell?! Although, if I’m going back to my home state for the holiday; it’s better than snow.
So let’s finish this mess of a book, so we can actually enjoy the damn holiday!
Chapter 10:
Claudia writes that the Cult was all waiting on pins and needles to hear about how Leslie and Janet’s jobs went. And… SOMETHING WENT ‘VERY, VERY WRONG’!
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE TWO SITTERS THAT CAME FROM THE BSA AND WASN’T FIELD TESTED FIRST; FUCKED UP SOMEHOW? DO TELL ME MORE!
Anyway, Stacey tells us that ‘what happened on Monday was one of the worst events in the war between the BSC and the BSA’.
You morons ever think that if you didn’t prank call them first; THEN NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD’VE HAPPENED! FUCKING HELL, I GET THIS IS A SMALL, BUMFUCK TOWN IN CONNECTICUT; BUT THERE WAS ROOM FOR EVERYONE! DUMBASSES!
Whatever, the meeting goes on and the chicks are so busy with calls….get this shit; NO ONE FUCKING REALIZES THAT JANET AND LESLIE ARE LATE!!
OH, MY ASS NO ONE ONE NOTICED! MY PEPSI DRINKING, JUNK FOOD LOVING, SNARKY ASS! LIKE K-RON’S EYES WEREN’T PRESENTLY FIXED ON THAT FUCKING CLOCK THE SECOND SHE ROLLED UP IN THE PLACE!
So, NO ONE NOTICES UNTIL TEN TO SIX THAT TWO MEMBERS ARE FUCKING LATE….
And now everyone’s worried about what could have happened; because K-Ron saw Janet in school and ‘SHE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT COMING!’
YEA, BECAUSE FAMILY EMERGENCY’S NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN AT ALL! OR ANYTHING ELSE!
MA says as much and FUCKING K-RON OF ALL PEOPLE, SAYS; ‘MAYBE THEY JUST FORGOT!’
GODDAMN ANN, LAY OFF THE GODDAMN CRACK PIPE! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY THE THIRD BOOK AND YOU’RE ALREADY FUCKING THIS UP?! FUCKING K-RON SAID THAT? WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AND WITHOUT READYING THE GODDAMN WHIP AND CHAINS? WHAT THE FUCK?
Anyway, before the bitches can call the newbies; they get calls from BOTH of the jobs the newbies were supposed to have and GUESS WHAT? THEY DIDN’T SHOW UP, SO THE CLIENTS EITHER COULDN’T GO OUT AT ALL OR MISSED HALF A PARTY OR SOMETHING!
K-Ron starts to cry and vows to confront the bitches at school tomorrow, with all the Cult vowing to stand with her. Except MA; who’s so chickenshit she has to be convinced. What-the-fuck-ever.
The next day at school, they ambush the newbie twats and kick them out of the club. But…
THEY’RE PART OF THE BABY-SITTERS AGENCY!
FUCKING HELL K-RON, HOW THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU REALIZE THIS? GRANTED, I DIDN’T WHEN I FIRST READ THIS BOOK BUT I WAS LIKE, SEVEN! YOU’RE THIRTEEN; HOW THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU REALIZE THEY WERE LYING TO YOU? THIS IS THE REASON WHY K-RON’S A FUCKING DICTATOR NOW, ISN’T IT? FUCK YOU, BSA!
The Cult and the twats yell shit back and forth at each other a bit; and I so don’t give a shit really. K-Ron threatens to call the parents to tell them what happened; AND WHY THE FUCK DON’T YOU DO THAT? THESE BITCHES SCREWED YOUR BUSINESS AND AS WE FIND OUT LATER, ARE SHITTY SITTERS! THIS BOOK COULD’VE BEEN OVER ALREADY!
After the twats leave, the Cult pull K-Ron into the bathroom to cry and talk. And I would really feel worse for K-Ron here, if bitch wasn’t all: ‘A baby-sitting club was MY idea, not Liz’s’ and REALLY? YOU DO REALIZE YOU’RE NOT THE FIRST BSC EVER, RIGHT? WHAT ABOUT MA’S VIVID MEMORY OF A SITTER COMING FROM A FUCKING AGENCY, NIMROD?!
The chapter ends with K-Ron vowing to try harder and the Cult trying to think of ways to prove themselves.
Chapter 11:
K-Ron does end up explaining things to the parents that were fucked over, but they most likely won’t call again. Can’t say I blame them really. Then K-Ron goes into overdrive, making MORE sandwich boards for the Cult to wear at the damn Mall now; advertising how responsible they are and crap like that.
Stacey ends up sitting for Jamie one day, who acts like a bratty kid. Turns out, the sitters from the BSA are actually real assholes that spend all their time watching the goddamn TV instead of the kids. One even burned a fucking hole in one of the couch cushions with a cigarette and had their boyfriend over while sitting. BECAUSE THEY JUST HAD TO BE SHITTY SITTERS TOO! COULDN’T STAND TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CLUB IN THAT BUMFUCK TOWN, COULD YOU ANN? FUCKING HELL! She then tells Jamie to tell his parents about the shitty sitters.
Then that night, Stacey ends up taking a job with Charlotte WITHOUT OFFERING IT TO ANY OTHER MEMBER FIRST! And somewhere nearby, K-Ron greases up the whip for later. And it’s revealed that Charlotte’s getting shitty sitters too AND their sibs are the assholes that make fun of her all the time; PLUS, the little shits told her that the sitters are getting paid to hang out with her and aren’t her real friends. GODDAMN, THAT POOR KID! She’s in a foul mood until Stacey tells her that she thinks of her as a real friend and all that jazz. Then she also tells Charlotte to tell her parents about the shitty sitters too.
The real story is Stacey asking Mama J for a recommendation for a doctor to tell her parents to back the fuck off and OF COURSE, Mama J knows just the guy. Stacey asks if Mama J could her an appointment for three days from then and refuses to let her tell Maureen and Ed. Mama J decides to write her a note to give to them instead.
Chapter 12:
MA writes that she was so shocked about Stacey calling an EMERGENCY MEETING! OMG! Especially at school, since the ALMIGHTY K-RON told them no more Cult Bullshit at school, but it turned out to be a good thing anyway.
They meet on the playground and Stacey tells them all about Jamie and Charlotte, and how she told them to tell the parents about the sitters. Then after school, they run into Jamie PLAYING OUTSIDE, BY HIMSELF, WITH NO HAT OR MITTENS OR ANYTHING! NO, THE SITTER’S INSIDE WITH THE BABY AND THE FUCKING THREE YEAR OLD IS BY HIMSELF, NEAR THE GODDAMN STREET!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE BITCHES? HE’S BY HIMSELF, REALLY? FUCKING ROOKIES! NOW’S THE TIME TO FUCKING OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AND TELL ALL, JACKASSES! I SO WOULD HAVE KNOCKED THE BITCH WHO IGNORED MY KID LIKE THAT!
The Cult tells Jamie to go inside to get his gear and to play in the yard instead, which he does. As they leave, they worry about all the shit that could’ve happened to Jamie and vow to talk to the parents… WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!
NOW THEY’RE ACTUALLY FUCKING DEBATING TALKING TO THE CLIENT’S PARENTS, BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE ‘BAD SPORTS?’
AND THAT THEY’RE ‘TRYING TO MAKE THE AGENCY LOOK BAD’? FOR FUCKING REALS? YOU JUST SAID THAT THE KID COULD’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED, YOU DUMB FUCKS! BUT BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANNA LOOK LIKE FUCKING CRYBABIES, YOU WON’T TELL?
Whatever, Stacey talks to her mom and the Cult each talk to an adult who tell them to man the fuck up and squeal like a pig; which they all do to Mrs. Newton, who vows to call more parents about the sitters. The Cult asks her to let them talk to Liz and Michelle themselves.
Chapter 13:
The Cult walks into school like…
And confront the BSA twats, who apparently KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THE FUCKING KIDS THEY’VE BEEN SITTING FOR ALL THIS TIME! And that’s all that happens with that, they meet up, sprout some BULLSHIT trivia about the kids and the BSA walks away.
Then we cut to Stacey getting picked after school for the NY trip and she asks what relative they’re staying with and… THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE MAKING HER STAY WITH LAINE! DA HOLY FUCK?
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY MAKING HER STAY WITH SOMEONE WHO MADE HER LIFE A LIVING FUCKING HELL? AND IT WAS ONLY A FEW MONTHS AGO AT THIS POINT! AND WHY IS IT NOW OKAY TO TELL THEM ABOUT THE DIEEBTUS, WHY EVEN HAVE STACEY HIDE IT FROM EVERYONE?! GRANTED, IT’S GOOD TRAINING WHEN SHE HAS TO HIDE THE TEENAGE PREGNANCY SHE’S BOUND TO HAVE IN A COUPLE OF YEARS OR ANY OF THE VARIOUS STD’S SHE’LL GATHER AT SOME POINT, BUT STILL!
And the best part? Maureen’s all; ‘But it was MONTHS ago, you must be over it by now.’
FUCK YOU MAUREEN! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT FEW DAYS WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS AN UTTER CUNT TO HER, ONLY MONTHS AGO! FUCK YOU, WITH A RUSTY SPIKE!
AND BULLSHIT ON STACEY AND LAINE FEELING ANY BIT ‘DIFFERENTLY’, ONCE THEY’RE IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM!
Anyhoo… they end up at Laine’s and GUESS WHAT? THEY BARELY TALK!
AND THE NEXT DAY AT THE DOCTORS; GUESS HOW THAT GOES? HE’S A FUCKING QUACK WHO WANTS THOUSAND OF DOLLARS WASTED ON BULLSHIT TESTS; LIKE AN IQ TEST, STACEY DRAWING PICTURES OF HER FAMILY, AND MAKING STORIES ABOUT GODDAMN INKBLOTS, OF ALL THINGS! MAUREEN AND ED…
Then Stacey ends up telling them about the doc Mama J suggested. They go, but only because Maureen read about him somewhere.
And guess what this time? I mean, you’re never gonna believe this shit guys; MOTHERFUCKER DOESN’T WANT TO CHANGE A THING AND SAYS STACEY’S DOING A GREAT JOB MANAGING THE DIEEBTUS ALREADY!
And Stacey tells her parents to back off; a talk that will do NOT A GODDAMN THING, BECAUSE SHE HAS TO REPEAT IT MANY MORE FUCKING TIMES THROUGHOUT THIS SERIES!
But for now, the parents vow to allow her to have a say in her treatment and they agree to go home a few days early.
Chapter 14:
Everyone goes to the movies, and Stacey gets all butthurt about Laine not buying her any theatre treats.
YOU DO REMEMBER NOT WANTING TO TALK TO THIS BITCH AGAIN, RIGHT? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD SHE GET YOU ANY FUCKING THEATRE TREATS?!
Stacey gets up to get her own diet soda and popcorn, which comes to ONE DOLLAR AND SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS!
WHICH I’M CALLING BULLSHIT ON! WHAT THEATRE IN NY, EVEN IN THE EIGHTIES WAS LESS THAN 2 BUCKS FOR SNACKS? AND BULLSHIT ON CONNECTICUT BEING ONLY NINETY-FIVE CENTS FOR BOTH!
Whatever, Laine buys her fucking love with the seventy five cents and they makeup. They spend the next few days talking, Stacey goes to her doctor and everything’s ok to go home. Claudia calls with gossip about the BSA; who looks like it’s about to be shut down from all the angry parents. Stacey takes a job for Lucy Newton WITHOUT OFFERING IT AROUND and this will not be brought up in the next book during the huge fight for whatever reason. Ann must’ve brought some strong crack that week or something, I dunno.
So crisis over, moving on!
Chapter 15:
Laine and Stacey talk on the phone and here’s the highlights:
· The BSA is now doing makeovers and fashion constualtting for ten bucks a pop; with special rates for holidays and dances.
· Stacey gave Lucy a bottle AND hold her!
· Charlotte’s finally being skipped a grade and will among people that like her.
· Laine vows to come visit, and we all know how that goes already.
· And then they say goodbye, and THAT’S THE END!
GOOD FUCK-A-DEE HELL, DID THIS BOOK SUCK! WHY WAS THIS MY FAVORITE, I HAVE NO CLUE!
Anyway, I wanted to wish all of you a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/everything else and I’ll be back next week with Stacey’s Emergency, plus more Golden Girls! Thank you all for continuing to read my snarks and all your wonderful comments, it truly means so much to me!
And if you need something else to hold you over; feel free to check out Channel Surfing in Hell:http://bleedingthorn-2.livejournal.com/AND Book Club in Hell:http://bleeding-thorn2.livejournal.com/ Thanks again!
Hello my peeps! Hope everyone’s somewhere warm and away from the rain. This weather’s freaking BATSHIT and it’s supposed to be like almost seventy on Christmas! Da Holy Hell?! Although, if I’m going back to my home state for the holiday; it’s better than snow.
So let’s finish this mess of a book, so we can actually enjoy the damn holiday!
Chapter 10:
Claudia writes that the Cult was all waiting on pins and needles to hear about how Leslie and Janet’s jobs went. And… SOMETHING WENT ‘VERY, VERY WRONG’!
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE TWO SITTERS THAT CAME FROM THE BSA AND WASN’T FIELD TESTED FIRST; FUCKED UP SOMEHOW? DO TELL ME MORE!
Anyway, Stacey tells us that ‘what happened on Monday was one of the worst events in the war between the BSC and the BSA’.
You morons ever think that if you didn’t prank call them first; THEN NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD’VE HAPPENED! FUCKING HELL, I GET THIS IS A SMALL, BUMFUCK TOWN IN CONNECTICUT; BUT THERE WAS ROOM FOR EVERYONE! DUMBASSES!
Whatever, the meeting goes on and the chicks are so busy with calls….get this shit; NO ONE FUCKING REALIZES THAT JANET AND LESLIE ARE LATE!!
OH, MY ASS NO ONE ONE NOTICED! MY PEPSI DRINKING, JUNK FOOD LOVING, SNARKY ASS! LIKE K-RON’S EYES WEREN’T PRESENTLY FIXED ON THAT FUCKING CLOCK THE SECOND SHE ROLLED UP IN THE PLACE!
So, NO ONE NOTICES UNTIL TEN TO SIX THAT TWO MEMBERS ARE FUCKING LATE….
And now everyone’s worried about what could have happened; because K-Ron saw Janet in school and ‘SHE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NOT COMING!’
YEA, BECAUSE FAMILY EMERGENCY’S NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN AT ALL! OR ANYTHING ELSE!
MA says as much and FUCKING K-RON OF ALL PEOPLE, SAYS; ‘MAYBE THEY JUST FORGOT!’
GODDAMN ANN, LAY OFF THE GODDAMN CRACK PIPE! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ONLY THE THIRD BOOK AND YOU’RE ALREADY FUCKING THIS UP?! FUCKING K-RON SAID THAT? WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AND WITHOUT READYING THE GODDAMN WHIP AND CHAINS? WHAT THE FUCK?
Anyway, before the bitches can call the newbies; they get calls from BOTH of the jobs the newbies were supposed to have and GUESS WHAT? THEY DIDN’T SHOW UP, SO THE CLIENTS EITHER COULDN’T GO OUT AT ALL OR MISSED HALF A PARTY OR SOMETHING!
K-Ron starts to cry and vows to confront the bitches at school tomorrow, with all the Cult vowing to stand with her. Except MA; who’s so chickenshit she has to be convinced. What-the-fuck-ever.
The next day at school, they ambush the newbie twats and kick them out of the club. But…
THEY’RE PART OF THE BABY-SITTERS AGENCY!
FUCKING HELL K-RON, HOW THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU REALIZE THIS? GRANTED, I DIDN’T WHEN I FIRST READ THIS BOOK BUT I WAS LIKE, SEVEN! YOU’RE THIRTEEN; HOW THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU REALIZE THEY WERE LYING TO YOU? THIS IS THE REASON WHY K-RON’S A FUCKING DICTATOR NOW, ISN’T IT? FUCK YOU, BSA!
The Cult and the twats yell shit back and forth at each other a bit; and I so don’t give a shit really. K-Ron threatens to call the parents to tell them what happened; AND WHY THE FUCK DON’T YOU DO THAT? THESE BITCHES SCREWED YOUR BUSINESS AND AS WE FIND OUT LATER, ARE SHITTY SITTERS! THIS BOOK COULD’VE BEEN OVER ALREADY!
After the twats leave, the Cult pull K-Ron into the bathroom to cry and talk. And I would really feel worse for K-Ron here, if bitch wasn’t all: ‘A baby-sitting club was MY idea, not Liz’s’ and REALLY? YOU DO REALIZE YOU’RE NOT THE FIRST BSC EVER, RIGHT? WHAT ABOUT MA’S VIVID MEMORY OF A SITTER COMING FROM A FUCKING AGENCY, NIMROD?!
The chapter ends with K-Ron vowing to try harder and the Cult trying to think of ways to prove themselves.
Chapter 11:
K-Ron does end up explaining things to the parents that were fucked over, but they most likely won’t call again. Can’t say I blame them really. Then K-Ron goes into overdrive, making MORE sandwich boards for the Cult to wear at the damn Mall now; advertising how responsible they are and crap like that.
Stacey ends up sitting for Jamie one day, who acts like a bratty kid. Turns out, the sitters from the BSA are actually real assholes that spend all their time watching the goddamn TV instead of the kids. One even burned a fucking hole in one of the couch cushions with a cigarette and had their boyfriend over while sitting. BECAUSE THEY JUST HAD TO BE SHITTY SITTERS TOO! COULDN’T STAND TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CLUB IN THAT BUMFUCK TOWN, COULD YOU ANN? FUCKING HELL! She then tells Jamie to tell his parents about the shitty sitters.
Then that night, Stacey ends up taking a job with Charlotte WITHOUT OFFERING IT TO ANY OTHER MEMBER FIRST! And somewhere nearby, K-Ron greases up the whip for later. And it’s revealed that Charlotte’s getting shitty sitters too AND their sibs are the assholes that make fun of her all the time; PLUS, the little shits told her that the sitters are getting paid to hang out with her and aren’t her real friends. GODDAMN, THAT POOR KID! She’s in a foul mood until Stacey tells her that she thinks of her as a real friend and all that jazz. Then she also tells Charlotte to tell her parents about the shitty sitters too.
The real story is Stacey asking Mama J for a recommendation for a doctor to tell her parents to back the fuck off and OF COURSE, Mama J knows just the guy. Stacey asks if Mama J could her an appointment for three days from then and refuses to let her tell Maureen and Ed. Mama J decides to write her a note to give to them instead.
Chapter 12:
MA writes that she was so shocked about Stacey calling an EMERGENCY MEETING! OMG! Especially at school, since the ALMIGHTY K-RON told them no more Cult Bullshit at school, but it turned out to be a good thing anyway.
They meet on the playground and Stacey tells them all about Jamie and Charlotte, and how she told them to tell the parents about the sitters. Then after school, they run into Jamie PLAYING OUTSIDE, BY HIMSELF, WITH NO HAT OR MITTENS OR ANYTHING! NO, THE SITTER’S INSIDE WITH THE BABY AND THE FUCKING THREE YEAR OLD IS BY HIMSELF, NEAR THE GODDAMN STREET!
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE BITCHES? HE’S BY HIMSELF, REALLY? FUCKING ROOKIES! NOW’S THE TIME TO FUCKING OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AND TELL ALL, JACKASSES! I SO WOULD HAVE KNOCKED THE BITCH WHO IGNORED MY KID LIKE THAT!
The Cult tells Jamie to go inside to get his gear and to play in the yard instead, which he does. As they leave, they worry about all the shit that could’ve happened to Jamie and vow to talk to the parents… WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!
Click to viewNOW THEY’RE ACTUALLY FUCKING DEBATING TALKING TO THE CLIENT’S PARENTS, BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO LOOK LIKE ‘BAD SPORTS?’
AND THAT THEY’RE ‘TRYING TO MAKE THE AGENCY LOOK BAD’? FOR FUCKING REALS? YOU JUST SAID THAT THE KID COULD’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED, YOU DUMB FUCKS! BUT BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANNA LOOK LIKE FUCKING CRYBABIES, YOU WON’T TELL?
Whatever, Stacey talks to her mom and the Cult each talk to an adult who tell them to man the fuck up and squeal like a pig; which they all do to Mrs. Newton, who vows to call more parents about the sitters. The Cult asks her to let them talk to Liz and Michelle themselves.
Chapter 13:
The Cult walks into school like…
And confront the BSA twats, who apparently KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANY OF THE FUCKING KIDS THEY’VE BEEN SITTING FOR ALL THIS TIME! And that’s all that happens with that, they meet up, sprout some BULLSHIT trivia about the kids and the BSA walks away.
Then we cut to Stacey getting picked after school for the NY trip and she asks what relative they’re staying with and… THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE MAKING HER STAY WITH LAINE! DA HOLY FUCK?
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY MAKING HER STAY WITH SOMEONE WHO MADE HER LIFE A LIVING FUCKING HELL? AND IT WAS ONLY A FEW MONTHS AGO AT THIS POINT! AND WHY IS IT NOW OKAY TO TELL THEM ABOUT THE DIEEBTUS, WHY EVEN HAVE STACEY HIDE IT FROM EVERYONE?! GRANTED, IT’S GOOD TRAINING WHEN SHE HAS TO HIDE THE TEENAGE PREGNANCY SHE’S BOUND TO HAVE IN A COUPLE OF YEARS OR ANY OF THE VARIOUS STD’S SHE’LL GATHER AT SOME POINT, BUT STILL!
And the best part? Maureen’s all; ‘But it was MONTHS ago, you must be over it by now.’
FUCK YOU MAUREEN! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT FEW DAYS WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS AN UTTER CUNT TO HER, ONLY MONTHS AGO! FUCK YOU, WITH A RUSTY SPIKE!
AND BULLSHIT ON STACEY AND LAINE FEELING ANY BIT ‘DIFFERENTLY’, ONCE THEY’RE IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM!
Anyhoo… they end up at Laine’s and GUESS WHAT? THEY BARELY TALK!
AND THE NEXT DAY AT THE DOCTORS; GUESS HOW THAT GOES? HE’S A FUCKING QUACK WHO WANTS THOUSAND OF DOLLARS WASTED ON BULLSHIT TESTS; LIKE AN IQ TEST, STACEY DRAWING PICTURES OF HER FAMILY, AND MAKING STORIES ABOUT GODDAMN INKBLOTS, OF ALL THINGS! MAUREEN AND ED…
Then Stacey ends up telling them about the doc Mama J suggested. They go, but only because Maureen read about him somewhere.
And guess what this time? I mean, you’re never gonna believe this shit guys; MOTHERFUCKER DOESN’T WANT TO CHANGE A THING AND SAYS STACEY’S DOING A GREAT JOB MANAGING THE DIEEBTUS ALREADY!
And Stacey tells her parents to back off; a talk that will do NOT A GODDAMN THING, BECAUSE SHE HAS TO REPEAT IT MANY MORE FUCKING TIMES THROUGHOUT THIS SERIES!
But for now, the parents vow to allow her to have a say in her treatment and they agree to go home a few days early.
Chapter 14:
Everyone goes to the movies, and Stacey gets all butthurt about Laine not buying her any theatre treats.
YOU DO REMEMBER NOT WANTING TO TALK TO THIS BITCH AGAIN, RIGHT? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD SHE GET YOU ANY FUCKING THEATRE TREATS?!
Stacey gets up to get her own diet soda and popcorn, which comes to ONE DOLLAR AND SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS!
WHICH I’M CALLING BULLSHIT ON! WHAT THEATRE IN NY, EVEN IN THE EIGHTIES WAS LESS THAN 2 BUCKS FOR SNACKS? AND BULLSHIT ON CONNECTICUT BEING ONLY NINETY-FIVE CENTS FOR BOTH!
Whatever, Laine buys her fucking love with the seventy five cents and they makeup. They spend the next few days talking, Stacey goes to her doctor and everything’s ok to go home. Claudia calls with gossip about the BSA; who looks like it’s about to be shut down from all the angry parents. Stacey takes a job for Lucy Newton WITHOUT OFFERING IT AROUND and this will not be brought up in the next book during the huge fight for whatever reason. Ann must’ve brought some strong crack that week or something, I dunno.
So crisis over, moving on!
Chapter 15:
Laine and Stacey talk on the phone and here’s the highlights:
· The BSA is now doing makeovers and fashion constualtting for ten bucks a pop; with special rates for holidays and dances.
· Stacey gave Lucy a bottle AND hold her!
· Charlotte’s finally being skipped a grade and will among people that like her.
· Laine vows to come visit, and we all know how that goes already.
· And then they say goodbye, and THAT’S THE END!
GOOD FUCK-A-DEE HELL, DID THIS BOOK SUCK! WHY WAS THIS MY FAVORITE, I HAVE NO CLUE!
Anyway, I wanted to wish all of you a Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/everything else and I’ll be back next week with Stacey’s Emergency, plus more Golden Girls! Thank you all for continuing to read my snarks and all your wonderful comments, it truly means so much to me!
And if you need something else to hold you over; feel free to check out Channel Surfing in Hell:http://bleedingthorn-2.livejournal.com/AND Book Club in Hell:http://bleeding-thorn2.livejournal.com/ Thanks again!