Claudia and the Middle School Mystery! Part 2!

[road_baby]

I was feeling pretty productive today and had nothing else I felt like doing, So I decided to work on my snark some more. It's funny how when I was going into this snark, it seemed fairly innocuous. Boy, was I wrong. I should know by now that Ann is one of the worst writers in existence and can't even write a simple tale of middle school woes

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[shatisarockgod]

Nope! Janine jumps in and says she believes Claudia.--I really wish this had been the book to open Claudia's eyes that Janine really is a wonderful sister. God forbid you both have different interests! It's so shitty that Janine takes a genuine interest in what Claudia's doing with her artwork but Claudia constantly shits over Janine's hobbies.

Um, no Claudia, your teacher was being unfair and should be called out on that--I can't blame her for that one. "I'd like to believe you...." That's not somebody I want talking for my case or backing me up. I know how shitty that sounds but it's also pretty shitty what they said as well.

I can see Claudia disliking Janine if she was a snot about being smarter and constantly put Claud down. But Janine always encourages Claudia and shows her support and is generally a good older sister. It's really all Claudia's fault they're estranged.--Agreed.

Yup! My guess is when you fill out an application to be a teacher at SMS, they just ask you 1)How do you feel about dances? 2)How often can you chaperone a dance? 3)List all your formal clothes you'd wear to a dance. --LOL! I love this!

Sweet, sensitive Mary Anne tells Claudia that she'd totally understand if she cheated, she's stupid after all. And of course, when everyone is like 'Don't be a bitch, MA!' she bursts into tears.--Mary Anne needs to have the shit slapped out of her. And I'd still love to see a scene when she pulls the manipulation tears and EVERYBODY ignores her. "I'm gonna file my nails while you cry, Mary Anne. Don't let me stop ya."

Which apparently Mary Anne doesn't like. She thinks it's mean.--LOL, what a bitch! I love how these girls get on their high horse about something and then they do the same thing or something even worse! Yeah, I'm not a fan of gossiping either. But you need to look in the mirror and see mean when you assume your friend you've known your entire life is a cheater.

K. Ron asks if all she does is 'Get perms and shop?'--LOL! And you'd think Kristy would look over and see Stacey shifting uncomfortably in her chair. Oh wait, I forgot that Stacey also has multiple orgasms over New York.

The level of incompetence Ann puts in her books makes you wonder how she dresses herself. Or you know, breathes.--lol, excellent point!

Enjoying the snark! :)

[road_baby]

Thank you! Yeah, I wish Claudia had seen just how much Janine cares for her too. Her parents and her 'friend' both acted like she cheated but Janine was right there to defend her. If Ann had any type of talent, she would have made it so that Janine and Claudia got along despite being so different. You know, the way she has everyone else do? And like I said, Janine doesn't do anything to purposely hurt Claudia. She's just smart. Their parents are at fault for comparing them all the time, but Claudia does nothing to get to know Janine. It wouldn't be so frustrating if Ann didn't try to make us think Janine is the problem.

At least Shawna's friend never almost killed her mom and herself because she just had to have her hair permed!