BSC #52: MARY ANNE + 2 MANY BABIES OR IT’S AN EGG! A FREAKIN’ EGG! PART 3!
BSC #52: MARY ANNE + 2 MANY BABIES OR IT’S AN EGG! A FREAKIN’ EGG! PART 3!Hello my peeps! I hope everyone’s enjoying the slightly cooler weather; because the last days were freaking BRUTAL!!!! Today’s much better. This book though, HOLY HELL! THIS GODDAMN THING, THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE THAT BREAKS ME! I KNEW FROM READING OTHER PEOPLE’S SNARKS OF IT
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I find this shit REALLY offensive to all the REAL fathers out there. It's easy to be a dad, or a parent in general, when you aren't having to deal with a kid misbehaving, screaming, crying, waking you up at night, needing you to pay for stuff, needing you to spend time with them when you're in desperate need of rest, and all that other stuff that goes along with parenting. Logan is carrying around a mother-fucking egg that may as well be pencils in a pencil case. That doesn't make him a "natural father." It makes him a kid with a homework assignment.
IT’LL BE EASIER FOR HER TO TAKE CARE OF THREE INFANTS RATHER THAN LOGAN CARE FOR ONE INFANT AND TWO KIDS! BECAUSE HOW MUCH HARDER THAN THREE BABIES BE THAN TWO?
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I can't even.
HOW’S SHE SUPPOSED TO FEED THE TWINS AND HER DEMON EGG SPAWN?
She needs to be banned from babysitting. Her priorities are dangerously fucked up.
JUST PUT SOME PANTS ON THEM AND THEY’LL BE FINE!!
When cute baby stuff is close to the same price as the plain stuff, a lot of parents go for the cute stuff. :) My daughter was always well-dressed, and even now, at the age of five, she's like Jenny, only now she wants Lucy Ricardo's wardrobe.
These dopey fucking bitches actually still want to hide Sharon’s birth control in order to have a little brother or sister!
"Oops! Can't find my pills. Let's have sex anyway!"
It’s time for another BSC meeting and this time; three of them bring their demon eggs!
Doesn't Dawn have an egg?
that the floor’s too ‘drafty’ for egg fetuses.
Which is why no babies are ever allowed on the floor....
because she talks about how she took the fucking egg in the goddamn mixing bow around the mall; looking at baby clothes and was unhappy that she didn’t have time to look at the crap she wanted to!
This makes sense, if she was looking at the prices of baby stuff. Might get Stacey to wait until she's 17 to skip the birth control instead of 16.
The junior members ask what it’s like to be ‘married’
They were sooooo inwardly snarking the older girls.
Mal says it doesn’t matter anyway, because pregnancy can make a woman tired; because after the baby’s born, you’re even more tired and Mary Anne just pooh-poohs that shit; because Sharon wouldn’t have to worry about any of that shit! her and Dawn can handle everything and I NEED A FUCKING DRINK!
Mala and Jessi are the only ones who get it. Also if a parent is any sort of decent parent, you don't ditch the kids to rest. Who would watch the baby while they're at school? Who will buy the baby's things? What about when the girls move out?
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Doesn't Dawn have an egg?-The book honestly only mentions it like once and Claudia's we never see!
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