BSC #52: MARY ANNE + 2 MANY BABIES OR IT’S AN EGG! A FREAKIN’ EGG! PART 3!
BSC #52: MARY ANNE + 2 MANY BABIES OR IT’S AN EGG! A FREAKIN’ EGG! PART 3!Hello my peeps! I hope everyone’s enjoying the slightly cooler weather; because the last days were freaking BRUTAL!!!! Today’s much better. This book though, HOLY HELL! THIS GODDAMN THING, THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE THAT BREAKS ME! I KNEW FROM READING OTHER PEOPLE’S SNARKS OF IT
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Samantha is definitely the best out of the bunch!
THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW!--LOL! I love William Shatner so of course I love the gif. :D tbh that's where my screen name comes from. Shat= Shatner is a rock god. Tongue in cheek reference to his "musical" career. :D Check out him doing Rocketman. Whatever he was on that night still doesn't compare to what the writers are on for this series. :D
YOU WORK AT A BABY-SITTING CLUB! GET ONE OF THE OTHER GIRLS TO WATCH THE FUCKING EGG!--I would cry from laughter if this happened! I can just picture one of the girls asking for a babysitter for an EGG!
PLUS, BITCH ACTUALLY APOLOGIZES TO THE DAMN EGG THAT SHE CAN’T FINISH HER BOTTLE.--LOL!
She gets to the twin’s room and poor Ricky’s crying over the fact he has such a fucking moronic sitter watching him. --This right here is what should've made the club go under. How fast would you find another sitter if you found out the sitter is acting this crazy over an EGG! It's not like Mary Anne's a teen mother to a real baby and she has to bring her REAL child along in order to babysit. It's an EGG!
THE MOTHERFUCKING EGG THAT SHE LEFT ON THE CHANGING TABLE--I don't want to see anymore shit with these girls referring to themselves as expert babysitters. No more.
THIS NUTCAKE DECIDES THE TWINS CAN HOLD THEIR OWN BOTTLES SO SHE CAN FAKE-FEED A FUCKING EGG!--Oh, if only the mother would come home early to see this shit!
I THINK IF I LEFT MY TWIN BABIES ALONE WITH A SITTER AND I CAME HOME TO THEM BEING IGNORED FOR A FUCKING EGG OF ALL THINGS; THAT SITTER WOULD BE MEETING MY FOOT IN THEIR ASS! --Nothing would keep me quiet from warning people that these girls aren't good babysitters. I know they've got a proven track record of being shitty to start with...this just seals the deal.
After MA fucking snots some more that the kids aren’t as fucking sunshine and rainbows as last time--Is anybody? Really. ALL people have good days and bad days. I'm talking even beyond not feeling well.
I WOULD’VE THOUGHT BOYDEN WOULD’VE HAD TO HOST HER OWN VERSION OF MAURY TO FIGURE THAT SHIT OUT!--LOL!
Then Jessi asks how everyone’s doing and Mary Anne starts to weep over Logan hogging Sammie and how she hasn’t been able to be a mother to a fucking egg since the day she’s babysat for the ‘Tragedy Twins’.--*is speechless again*
Stacey asks her why the fuck she wants to spend so much time with a fucking egg in the first place and FUCKING THANK YOU!! --One of the few times I can say I like Stacey
because she talks about how she took the fucking egg in the goddamn mixing bow around the mall; looking at baby clothes and was unhappy that she didn’t have time to look at the crap she wanted to!--Nevermind that last part. Stacey, why couldn't you have been the one actually talking sense in this book? No doubt Mallory and Jessi are at least rolling their eyes at the stupidity.
But then Claudia says; they couldn’t possibly understand being a parent; they don’t have egg offspring!--Mallory, you be the one to speak up here. "Haven't you all met my parents? Don't you realize by now that I'm the main parent over all of my siblings?" I'm leaving Jessi out of this argument because at least she's not a main parent over her siblings 24/7.
The junior members ask what it’s like to be ‘married’--*slams head on desk*
because Sharon wouldn’t have to worry about any of that shit!--I'm picturing that dream Jackie was talking about when she first found out that she was pregnant...she put the baby down somewhere and couldn't remember where she'd put the kid. How did Sharon not go through something like this?
You're doing a great job with this crazy book! Love it! :)
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-I actually have seen a vid of Shatner and Stewie Griffin side by side doing this song; it's one of the funniest things ever! I think they took it down otherwise I'd link it!
I can just picture one of the girls asking for a babysitter for an EGG!
-Makes sense, though!
ALL people have good days and bad days. I'm talking even beyond not feeling well.
-The last few days have been bad; all because of this book! I had to send my husband for candy at the store; it was so bad!
I'm picturing that dream Jackie was talking about when she first found out that she was pregnant...she put the baby down somewhere and couldn't remember where she'd put the kid. How did Sharon not go through something like this? -I'm also picturing Ross Gellar saying he dreamt about playing football WITH the baby!
You're doing a great job with this crazy book! Love it! :)-Thank you so much! So glad you're enjoying it!
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