BSC SUPER SPECIAL #8: BABY-SITTERS AT SHADOW LAKE OR THIS IS FINALLY OVER!!! THE END!!!
BSC SUPER SPECIAL #8: BABY-SITTERS AT SHADOW LAKE OR THIS IS FINALLY OVER!!! THE END!!!
Another Super Special is almost done and I gotta tell you guys, this one is the worst one yet!!! Yet again, NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS!!! THEY JUST GO TO THE LAKE, AND ACT LIKE DUMBASSES, AS ALWAYS!!! I mean DEAR GOD; I don’t remember this book being so damn boring; it wasn’t my favorite SS but I did enjoy it back in the day. It’s time to wrap this turd up and move on to better Super Specials!!
*WARNING: THIS SNARK HAS ONE GIF THAT’S GRAPHIC AND NOT SAFE FOR WORK; FEEL FREE TO MOVE ON FROM READING!!!!
Once again, thank you for commenting and even reading!!! Without further ado:
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THIS SHIT FEELS LIKE!!! A FUCKING TRAIL BY COMBAT!!!!!
Chapter 15:
Claudia writes that the boat show has arrived and she finally picked a damn theme for Faith Pierson. Nothing like waiting for the fucking last minute with these bitches. I can procrastinate like a motherfucker, and I still don’t waste as much time as these bitches. I swear they waste more time waiting for their problems to be solved than they do actually fucking solving them!!
Claudia goes one to say that K-Ron rode in the boat with her, because K-Ron is the only one out of all the sitters that actually learned how to drive the fucking boat. I thought Claudia was supposed to learn too; but bitch probably got distracted staring at her fucking shiny, shiny shoes! She says that even though the parade was fun; when they rode home with Dawn, Dawn nearly shit herself over something she thought she saw!! What the fuck did she think she saw; the fucking Smoke Monster from ‘Lost’?!
So what’s the awesome fucking theme Claudia chose? THE MOTHERFUCKING LAKE MONSTER!!! Actually not a bad idea and all, but still; OUT OF ALL THE FUCKING THEMES SHE COULD HAVE CHOSE, THIS IS THE ONE THAT TOOK HER A FUCKING WEEK TO THINK OFF!! MAYBE STOP INHALING THE RUBBER CEMENT YOU HAVE IN YOUR ROOM, DUMBASS!! K-Ron wants to know how she plans to turn the little boat into a monster and Claudia says that she’s gonna take towels and make a monster head and tail out of them. Ok, then. Creative snarkers, help a girl out: Can this be done? I have no clue.
Mal wants to know what color the monster is and Claudia says to ask Dawn. Dawn starts to say she hasn’t seen it, AND WHAT THE FUCK? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WITH ALL THE BITCHING AND PANTS SHITTING I HAD TO PUT UP FROM THE BLONDE NIMROD; THISE DITZY BROAD HAS NEVER SEEN HIM?!!! OWW….MY HEAD HURTS…..
Fucking Ann and Scholastic!!
Dawn catches herself though, and says that the monster is green and looks like ‘a tremendous snake’. So, not so much a Lake Monster as this:
Anyway, Jessi and Mal say that maybe it was really a snake and Mal figures that she should just home if the lake is infested that much. Can’t really say I blame her. Claudia borrows green towels from K-Ron’s mom and tells K-Ron that she will be wearing a costume on the boat. K-Ron’s made to wear Mal’s hat, netting and binoculars. Claudia says that she’s dressing up as a tourist, with a checked shirt, plaid shorts and six cameras around her neck. Why six? Why not one or two? I’m not even gonna comment on the fact that CLAUDIA is the one whose dressing like a tourist.
So, they go to the parade and Claudia says that she actually SOMEHOW added wires to the head and tail and they can move. Dunno how the fuck she did that, nor do I care. They don’t win; but they do get lots of applause and a ribbon that says ‘Most Spirit’. They head back to the cabin and we get this photo:
It depicts Dawn riding back with them, but why is she wearing a camera? Why is Claudia and K-Ron waving like they’re in the parade now, when they’re just riding home? Where’s the other five cameras Claudia is supposed to be wearing? GREAT FUCKING JOB THERE!! NOT LIKE WE DIDN’T READ THIS SHIT TWO PAGES AGO OR ANYTHING!!
Dawn screams so fucking loud; she nearly causes K-Ron to crash the boat!! Bitch thinks she sees the Lake Monster for reals and THERE’S NOTHING FUCKING THERE, BITCH NEEDS THE PSYCH WARD!!!!
Here Dawn, for you:
Chapter 16:
K-Ron writes that the Cult had a big adventure, although not as awesome as Pee Wee Herman’s!!
She says that she almost cancelled the whole fucking trip to the island; because Dawn kept talking about the family that disappeared and this is so NOT the K-Ron we know. The K-Ron we know would’ve took all the kids, plus all the other kids from nearby to the island for band practice or some such shit.
She decides to go anyway, and Watson agrees to this shit!!! Fucking moron!! Because it’s not like two of these girls, plus others got shipwrecked on an island once or anything.
Dawn starts using every fucking cliché way to say that K-Ron’s lost her fucking mind. SHE’S ONLY NOTICING THAT SHIT NOW?!!! Anyway, the girls pack and they have to have Sam take some of them in another boat; so everyone can fit. Stacey and Claudia start packing WAY too much; and Stacey says that she doesn’t want Sam snooping through her shit and I CAN’T SAY I FUCKING BLAME HER THERE!!!
Claudia packs her MAKEUP of all things; and seriously, DID NONE OF THESE BITCHES PACK A FIRST AID KIT, BATTERIES, EXTRA MATCHES, FLASHLIGHTS OR VIRTUALLY ANYTHING YOU MIGHT FUCKING NEED ON A GODDAMN ISLAND?! Dawn vows to stay, but one mention of Karen sends her ass back to packing. Damn Skippy a deserted island is fucking better than that Child of the fucking Corn!! Mal has packed every single bug repellent known to man, plus the netting, hats, and all kinds of other shit; which leads everyone to fucking bitch and moan. Thank Christ she stands her ground, although it really is a lot of shit to be carrying. If she’s being bitten that fucking bad, for fuck’s sake GET HER TO A FUCKING DOCTOR, WATSON, ELIZABETH AND NANNIE!!!
Sam tries to get Stacey in his boat and that’s really not a euphemism. She turns him down and the two boats travel to the island, but not before Watson tells Sam to check the island out before leaving the girls there. Yeah, that’s really not gonna work. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW BIG AN ISLAND IS?! ALL TYPES OF SHIT CAN BE HIDING THERE, ASSHOLE!!! Anyway, the girls have a splash fight on the way there and finally arrive at the damn island. Everyone talks about how pretty it is and Dawn says that she can’t believe that a whole family disappeared from there. Because this bitch always has to be Debbie Fucking Downer.
Chapter 17:
Mal says that Sam looked over the island, and she’s happy about it, mostly because Dawn made her shit herself over the fucking Bayard story. Although, she does love the island. Whatever, don’t care.
Mal has to stop every five minutes and fool with either her hat or bug lotion and of course, the BSC are complete fucking cunts about it. Poor Mal must suffer always. Dawn mentions the family AGAIN and how could everyone just disappear from the island? I dunno, maybe they’re superheroes? They’re maybe still on the island, but are the bad guys now? They can morph like Alex Mack, I dunno! Mal asks what happened to the family’s house and FUCK ME, THAT DISAPPERED TOO?!! HOW DOES A FUCKING HOUSE DISAPPER, WERE THE FAMILY DESCENDENTS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CHARMED ONES NOW?!! IS ANNIE BAYARD FUCKING PIPER HAIWELL NOW? SON OF A BITCH, THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!
Mal gets bitten again and takes some time out to put some lotion on it and K-Ron bitches about it and really? Like we all don’t know K-Ron really wanted to be like this:
Just Sayin’.
They walk all around the island and it’s deemed safe for the girls. And I would have laughed my fucking ass off if a wild boar had come out and ate them all after Sam fucking left. Mary Anne says that the island is like ‘Gilligan’s Island’ and WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MAKE A REFERENCE LIKE THAT? MIGHT AS WELL MAKE A ‘LOST’ ONE TOO!!! Jessi asks how the theme song goes and Mal confuses it with ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’ and K-Ron screams at her for it! LOOK BITCH, I UNDERSTAND IT WAS A STUPID MISTAKE, BUT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!! JUST BECAUSE MAL IS DUMB ENOUGH TO CONFUSE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT SONGS, ITS NO REASON TO YELL AT HER!!!!
A noise comes from the woods that makes Dawn flip her shit and it turns out it was just a fucking branch.
They set up camp and go exploring some more and they happen to stumble on the foundation of the Bayard’s house and I know I use this GIF way too fucking much, but:
SO LET ME GET THIS FUCKING STRAIGHT!! THEY GO TO CHECK OUT THE ISLAND AND JUST SO HAPPEN TO STUMBLE UPON THE REMAINS OF THE HOUSE THAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE DISAPPERED FROM YEARS AGO?!!! WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANN SMOKE AND IS IT STRONG ENOUGH FOR SEVERE MENSTURAL CRAMPS? BECAUSE I’D LIKE SOME!!!
These bitches think it’s the Bayard house; because no other people ever lived on the fucking island ever. Dawn flips the fuck out and threatens to move her shit. She stops though, after K-Ron says that she’d be rebuilding camp all by herself if she moves. Mal screams that she sees the Lake Monster, but turns out it was a tree branch. WHAT THE FUCK? HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS:
LOOK LIKE THIS:
They all sit down and eat; Dawn facing the woods to spot danger, like she’s fucking Tony Soprano or something. And the chapter ends.
Chapter 18:
Dawn writes that she thought a firefly was the eye of a ghost in the woods. And I swear, I rolled my eyes so fucking hard, I think I went back in time. I don’t why this island is fucking worse than the one she was shipwrecked on; you know the one with no food, water and a sick child; but whatever. Anyway, she writes that she survived and found a secret souvenir.
Then she has to fucking bitch about what they ate for dinner. Look, I understand that she has different tastes than her friends; but at least she had food!! I’d be more worried about Stacey; isn’t she the one who has to have a balanced diet and take insulin every few hours? What the fuck did she eat, because it sure as shit wasn’t a full meal, like she’s supposed to fucking have ANN!!!!
Anyhow, the temperature drops and Dawn thinks it’s because of the ghosts. Look Princess, maybe it’s because you’re on the fucking water!!!! Then we have to hear again about her house, her secret passage and all that shit!!! Then the family disappearing, then the house burning down, and I’m like:
Claudia wonders if the family was murdered and somehow didn’t leave a trace of evidence. Maybe the murderer was Dexter Morgan?
Mal says that maybe they were alien abducted, and Dawn hears something all of a sudden. Nothing comes of it, then Mary Anne says she sees a ghost and everyone bum rushes back to the boat. After hearing that most of them will have to stay on the island, while the others go for help; they fucking go back to sleep. The next morning, Dawn goes back to the burnt house and finds a heart shaped locket with the initials AB in script on it. Because of course she fucking does. She ends up giving it to the store owner that was Annie’s BF, and he tells her the house burnt down and no one knows why. And we never will either, because Ann fails at writing.
Chapters 19-20
Karen knocks down the boy’s fort and the girls win the stupid bet. The boys have to do everything the girls say for one night and they get to use the girl’s playhouse. The dog goes missing and gets found, the girls stink up themselves with perfume while dressing for the dance, and K-Ron makes them take showers again to get the stink off. Just saved you two chapters.
Chapter 21-22
Stacey and Claudia go to get ready for the dance and the VOTD brats left the bathroom fucking REEKING from all the perfume. Nasty brats. Anyway, everyone gets ready and Claudia asks what Stacey is intending to do about Sam and Stacey’s told to be polite to him at least. They come up with this asinine signal; that Stacey will blink her eyes at Claudia if Sam’s being a fucking asshole and Claudia will rescue her. Can’t see that backfiring!!!
Anyhow, at the dance Sam and Stacey dance and guess what? STACEY BLINKS HER FUCKING EYES, SO CLAUDIA STARTS TO RESCUE HER!! After Stacey mouths to fuck off, she dances the night away with Sam. And we get this:
WHY DOES STACEY LOOK LIKE SHE’S CRYING? WHY DOES SAM LOOK LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN? SERIOUSLY, THIS LOOKS WRONG SOMEHOW?
Then she decides she likes him and they’re a couple.
On to Jessi….
She dances with Daniel and tells him she has a boyfriend, but it’s ok!! He has a girlfriend and just wants to be friends!! Just saved you a chapter with an eleven year old thinking that a boy she’s known for less than two weeks is in love with her.
Chapter 23 and Epilogue:
K-Ron says that Stacey and Sam kept dancing even after the music stopped. Ok, then. Turns out everyone is happy, and wants Watson to take the damn cabin so they can come back. Everyone packs up and goes home, David Michael leaving his toy behind.
They get home and everyone writes each other.
-Jessi and Quint missed each other.
-Dawn and the store owner trade letters, with the store owner saying that he had a visit from Annie telling him that one day her mystery will be solved. Dunno why she couldn’t just fucking tell him herself, maybe she’s a bitch ghost.
-Mal writes the bug repellent company and tells them their product fucking sucks!! She got 78 fucking bites and poor girl!! The company sends her a coupon for fifty cents, which is a shitty thing to fucking do.
K-Ron and CO. put the book together and give to Watson, who loves it!! He says Yes to the cabin and sends the book to his aunt; referring to Kristy as his daughter and calls the book a treasure. Can’t snark that, it’s sweet. K-Ron’s happy that Watson called her his daughter and is happy. The End, Thank Christ.
SS 1 Babysitters on Board
SS 2 Summer Vacation
SS 4 Babysitter’s Island Adventure
After that, I will list again and you guys can choose!!
Thank you all for reading and I’ll see you soon!
Another Super Special is almost done and I gotta tell you guys, this one is the worst one yet!!! Yet again, NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS!!! THEY JUST GO TO THE LAKE, AND ACT LIKE DUMBASSES, AS ALWAYS!!! I mean DEAR GOD; I don’t remember this book being so damn boring; it wasn’t my favorite SS but I did enjoy it back in the day. It’s time to wrap this turd up and move on to better Super Specials!!
*WARNING: THIS SNARK HAS ONE GIF THAT’S GRAPHIC AND NOT SAFE FOR WORK; FEEL FREE TO MOVE ON FROM READING!!!!
Once again, thank you for commenting and even reading!!! Without further ado:
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT THIS SHIT FEELS LIKE!!! A FUCKING TRAIL BY COMBAT!!!!!
Chapter 15:
Claudia writes that the boat show has arrived and she finally picked a damn theme for Faith Pierson. Nothing like waiting for the fucking last minute with these bitches. I can procrastinate like a motherfucker, and I still don’t waste as much time as these bitches. I swear they waste more time waiting for their problems to be solved than they do actually fucking solving them!!
Claudia goes one to say that K-Ron rode in the boat with her, because K-Ron is the only one out of all the sitters that actually learned how to drive the fucking boat. I thought Claudia was supposed to learn too; but bitch probably got distracted staring at her fucking shiny, shiny shoes! She says that even though the parade was fun; when they rode home with Dawn, Dawn nearly shit herself over something she thought she saw!! What the fuck did she think she saw; the fucking Smoke Monster from ‘Lost’?!
So what’s the awesome fucking theme Claudia chose? THE MOTHERFUCKING LAKE MONSTER!!! Actually not a bad idea and all, but still; OUT OF ALL THE FUCKING THEMES SHE COULD HAVE CHOSE, THIS IS THE ONE THAT TOOK HER A FUCKING WEEK TO THINK OFF!! MAYBE STOP INHALING THE RUBBER CEMENT YOU HAVE IN YOUR ROOM, DUMBASS!! K-Ron wants to know how she plans to turn the little boat into a monster and Claudia says that she’s gonna take towels and make a monster head and tail out of them. Ok, then. Creative snarkers, help a girl out: Can this be done? I have no clue.
Mal wants to know what color the monster is and Claudia says to ask Dawn. Dawn starts to say she hasn’t seen it, AND WHAT THE FUCK? YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WITH ALL THE BITCHING AND PANTS SHITTING I HAD TO PUT UP FROM THE BLONDE NIMROD; THISE DITZY BROAD HAS NEVER SEEN HIM?!!! OWW….MY HEAD HURTS…..
Fucking Ann and Scholastic!!
Dawn catches herself though, and says that the monster is green and looks like ‘a tremendous snake’. So, not so much a Lake Monster as this:
Anyway, Jessi and Mal say that maybe it was really a snake and Mal figures that she should just home if the lake is infested that much. Can’t really say I blame her. Claudia borrows green towels from K-Ron’s mom and tells K-Ron that she will be wearing a costume on the boat. K-Ron’s made to wear Mal’s hat, netting and binoculars. Claudia says that she’s dressing up as a tourist, with a checked shirt, plaid shorts and six cameras around her neck. Why six? Why not one or two? I’m not even gonna comment on the fact that CLAUDIA is the one whose dressing like a tourist.
So, they go to the parade and Claudia says that she actually SOMEHOW added wires to the head and tail and they can move. Dunno how the fuck she did that, nor do I care. They don’t win; but they do get lots of applause and a ribbon that says ‘Most Spirit’. They head back to the cabin and we get this photo:
It depicts Dawn riding back with them, but why is she wearing a camera? Why is Claudia and K-Ron waving like they’re in the parade now, when they’re just riding home? Where’s the other five cameras Claudia is supposed to be wearing? GREAT FUCKING JOB THERE!! NOT LIKE WE DIDN’T READ THIS SHIT TWO PAGES AGO OR ANYTHING!!
Dawn screams so fucking loud; she nearly causes K-Ron to crash the boat!! Bitch thinks she sees the Lake Monster for reals and THERE’S NOTHING FUCKING THERE, BITCH NEEDS THE PSYCH WARD!!!!
Here Dawn, for you:
Chapter 16:
K-Ron writes that the Cult had a big adventure, although not as awesome as Pee Wee Herman’s!!
She says that she almost cancelled the whole fucking trip to the island; because Dawn kept talking about the family that disappeared and this is so NOT the K-Ron we know. The K-Ron we know would’ve took all the kids, plus all the other kids from nearby to the island for band practice or some such shit.
She decides to go anyway, and Watson agrees to this shit!!! Fucking moron!! Because it’s not like two of these girls, plus others got shipwrecked on an island once or anything.
Dawn starts using every fucking cliché way to say that K-Ron’s lost her fucking mind. SHE’S ONLY NOTICING THAT SHIT NOW?!!! Anyway, the girls pack and they have to have Sam take some of them in another boat; so everyone can fit. Stacey and Claudia start packing WAY too much; and Stacey says that she doesn’t want Sam snooping through her shit and I CAN’T SAY I FUCKING BLAME HER THERE!!!
Claudia packs her MAKEUP of all things; and seriously, DID NONE OF THESE BITCHES PACK A FIRST AID KIT, BATTERIES, EXTRA MATCHES, FLASHLIGHTS OR VIRTUALLY ANYTHING YOU MIGHT FUCKING NEED ON A GODDAMN ISLAND?! Dawn vows to stay, but one mention of Karen sends her ass back to packing. Damn Skippy a deserted island is fucking better than that Child of the fucking Corn!! Mal has packed every single bug repellent known to man, plus the netting, hats, and all kinds of other shit; which leads everyone to fucking bitch and moan. Thank Christ she stands her ground, although it really is a lot of shit to be carrying. If she’s being bitten that fucking bad, for fuck’s sake GET HER TO A FUCKING DOCTOR, WATSON, ELIZABETH AND NANNIE!!!
Sam tries to get Stacey in his boat and that’s really not a euphemism. She turns him down and the two boats travel to the island, but not before Watson tells Sam to check the island out before leaving the girls there. Yeah, that’s really not gonna work. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW BIG AN ISLAND IS?! ALL TYPES OF SHIT CAN BE HIDING THERE, ASSHOLE!!! Anyway, the girls have a splash fight on the way there and finally arrive at the damn island. Everyone talks about how pretty it is and Dawn says that she can’t believe that a whole family disappeared from there. Because this bitch always has to be Debbie Fucking Downer.
Chapter 17:
Mal says that Sam looked over the island, and she’s happy about it, mostly because Dawn made her shit herself over the fucking Bayard story. Although, she does love the island. Whatever, don’t care.
Mal has to stop every five minutes and fool with either her hat or bug lotion and of course, the BSC are complete fucking cunts about it. Poor Mal must suffer always. Dawn mentions the family AGAIN and how could everyone just disappear from the island? I dunno, maybe they’re superheroes? They’re maybe still on the island, but are the bad guys now? They can morph like Alex Mack, I dunno! Mal asks what happened to the family’s house and FUCK ME, THAT DISAPPERED TOO?!! HOW DOES A FUCKING HOUSE DISAPPER, WERE THE FAMILY DESCENDENTS OF THE MOTHERFUCKING CHARMED ONES NOW?!! IS ANNIE BAYARD FUCKING PIPER HAIWELL NOW? SON OF A BITCH, THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!
Mal gets bitten again and takes some time out to put some lotion on it and K-Ron bitches about it and really? Like we all don’t know K-Ron really wanted to be like this:
Just Sayin’.
They walk all around the island and it’s deemed safe for the girls. And I would have laughed my fucking ass off if a wild boar had come out and ate them all after Sam fucking left. Mary Anne says that the island is like ‘Gilligan’s Island’ and WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MAKE A REFERENCE LIKE THAT? MIGHT AS WELL MAKE A ‘LOST’ ONE TOO!!! Jessi asks how the theme song goes and Mal confuses it with ‘The Beverly Hillbillies’ and K-Ron screams at her for it! LOOK BITCH, I UNDERSTAND IT WAS A STUPID MISTAKE, BUT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!! JUST BECAUSE MAL IS DUMB ENOUGH TO CONFUSE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT SONGS, ITS NO REASON TO YELL AT HER!!!!
A noise comes from the woods that makes Dawn flip her shit and it turns out it was just a fucking branch.
They set up camp and go exploring some more and they happen to stumble on the foundation of the Bayard’s house and I know I use this GIF way too fucking much, but:
SO LET ME GET THIS FUCKING STRAIGHT!! THEY GO TO CHECK OUT THE ISLAND AND JUST SO HAPPEN TO STUMBLE UPON THE REMAINS OF THE HOUSE THAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE DISAPPERED FROM YEARS AGO?!!! WHAT THE FUCK DOES ANN SMOKE AND IS IT STRONG ENOUGH FOR SEVERE MENSTURAL CRAMPS? BECAUSE I’D LIKE SOME!!!
These bitches think it’s the Bayard house; because no other people ever lived on the fucking island ever. Dawn flips the fuck out and threatens to move her shit. She stops though, after K-Ron says that she’d be rebuilding camp all by herself if she moves. Mal screams that she sees the Lake Monster, but turns out it was a tree branch. WHAT THE FUCK? HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS:
LOOK LIKE THIS:
They all sit down and eat; Dawn facing the woods to spot danger, like she’s fucking Tony Soprano or something. And the chapter ends.
Chapter 18:
Dawn writes that she thought a firefly was the eye of a ghost in the woods. And I swear, I rolled my eyes so fucking hard, I think I went back in time. I don’t why this island is fucking worse than the one she was shipwrecked on; you know the one with no food, water and a sick child; but whatever. Anyway, she writes that she survived and found a secret souvenir.
Then she has to fucking bitch about what they ate for dinner. Look, I understand that she has different tastes than her friends; but at least she had food!! I’d be more worried about Stacey; isn’t she the one who has to have a balanced diet and take insulin every few hours? What the fuck did she eat, because it sure as shit wasn’t a full meal, like she’s supposed to fucking have ANN!!!!
Anyhow, the temperature drops and Dawn thinks it’s because of the ghosts. Look Princess, maybe it’s because you’re on the fucking water!!!! Then we have to hear again about her house, her secret passage and all that shit!!! Then the family disappearing, then the house burning down, and I’m like:
Claudia wonders if the family was murdered and somehow didn’t leave a trace of evidence. Maybe the murderer was Dexter Morgan?
Mal says that maybe they were alien abducted, and Dawn hears something all of a sudden. Nothing comes of it, then Mary Anne says she sees a ghost and everyone bum rushes back to the boat. After hearing that most of them will have to stay on the island, while the others go for help; they fucking go back to sleep. The next morning, Dawn goes back to the burnt house and finds a heart shaped locket with the initials AB in script on it. Because of course she fucking does. She ends up giving it to the store owner that was Annie’s BF, and he tells her the house burnt down and no one knows why. And we never will either, because Ann fails at writing.
Chapters 19-20
Karen knocks down the boy’s fort and the girls win the stupid bet. The boys have to do everything the girls say for one night and they get to use the girl’s playhouse. The dog goes missing and gets found, the girls stink up themselves with perfume while dressing for the dance, and K-Ron makes them take showers again to get the stink off. Just saved you two chapters.
Chapter 21-22
Stacey and Claudia go to get ready for the dance and the VOTD brats left the bathroom fucking REEKING from all the perfume. Nasty brats. Anyway, everyone gets ready and Claudia asks what Stacey is intending to do about Sam and Stacey’s told to be polite to him at least. They come up with this asinine signal; that Stacey will blink her eyes at Claudia if Sam’s being a fucking asshole and Claudia will rescue her. Can’t see that backfiring!!!
Anyhow, at the dance Sam and Stacey dance and guess what? STACEY BLINKS HER FUCKING EYES, SO CLAUDIA STARTS TO RESCUE HER!! After Stacey mouths to fuck off, she dances the night away with Sam. And we get this:
WHY DOES STACEY LOOK LIKE SHE’S CRYING? WHY DOES SAM LOOK LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN? SERIOUSLY, THIS LOOKS WRONG SOMEHOW?
Then she decides she likes him and they’re a couple.
On to Jessi….
She dances with Daniel and tells him she has a boyfriend, but it’s ok!! He has a girlfriend and just wants to be friends!! Just saved you a chapter with an eleven year old thinking that a boy she’s known for less than two weeks is in love with her.
Chapter 23 and Epilogue:
K-Ron says that Stacey and Sam kept dancing even after the music stopped. Ok, then. Turns out everyone is happy, and wants Watson to take the damn cabin so they can come back. Everyone packs up and goes home, David Michael leaving his toy behind.
They get home and everyone writes each other.
-Jessi and Quint missed each other.
-Dawn and the store owner trade letters, with the store owner saying that he had a visit from Annie telling him that one day her mystery will be solved. Dunno why she couldn’t just fucking tell him herself, maybe she’s a bitch ghost.
-Mal writes the bug repellent company and tells them their product fucking sucks!! She got 78 fucking bites and poor girl!! The company sends her a coupon for fifty cents, which is a shitty thing to fucking do.
K-Ron and CO. put the book together and give to Watson, who loves it!! He says Yes to the cabin and sends the book to his aunt; referring to Kristy as his daughter and calls the book a treasure. Can’t snark that, it’s sweet. K-Ron’s happy that Watson called her his daughter and is happy. The End, Thank Christ.
SS 1 Babysitters on Board
SS 2 Summer Vacation
SS 4 Babysitter’s Island Adventure
After that, I will list again and you guys can choose!!
Thank you all for reading and I’ll see you soon!