BSC SUPER SPECIAL #6: NEW YORK, NEW YORK!!! OR WHEN YOU GET LOST BETWEEN THE MOON AND NY CITY!!! END

[bleeding_thorn2]

 Finally, freakin FINALLY, this snark is over! I can’t wait, how about you? However, I must thank you all for reading and commenting as always, you guys forever freakin rock!! Also, I wish you all a belated Happy Easter, Passover and what have you!!

Without further ado:

Comments

[shatisarockgod]

K-Ron says that they were able to hide the dog for three days;--Okay, I'll suspend disbelief they were able to get to the dog poop and piss right away. But barking? Or did Kristy just start to bark madly anytime the dog started barking?

and Mal says that she feels that Sonny is like ‘a member of the BSC.’--Probably a friendlier member if that's the case.

First, who says soup to nuts?--I have never head or read that phrase before in my life. I actually read that quote and heard it in Mr. Humphries (from Are You Being Served?) voice.

Of course, Dawn swallows that shit faster than Stacey will learn to later in life, all because a boy told her too. Individual my ass. And of course, bitch likes it.--lmao! And of course!

she no longer has resting bitch face, and her and Mal are friends again. Yay?--Really something worth celebrating. The only way we can be friends is when my ass is knocked off the ladder and you're getting your ass kissed again.

Mal goes to tell her that Claudia’s lunch looks awesome--No, it really isn't. I used to have a strong sweet tooth even I couldn't eat half of that stuff without it being a sweetness overload. I'm not turning into a Dawn type of person where I bitch if I have to take one bite of something junk food related. It's fine having a snack size bag of the Fritos with a regular sandwich and a couple of cookies for something sweet. But when the entire lunch consists of crap on top of crap, really now.

Seriously, Claudia calm your tits!!--lmao, I didn't even see the text on the picture but I was thinking of ordering a lot of shit food and then ordering a diet coke for the 'healthy' factor.

I’m telling you; Mal is gonna be Lisa Frank someday, in the hot body of April Macie:--I know I keep stressing this but I hope she does turn out to be attractive, she likes herself and she cuts the poisonous people out of her life. I don't want it to be a case of Mallory grows up to be really beautiful but her "friends" keep her down on the 'ugly friend' level.

Why they didn’t tell the sitters, I have no fucking clue nor do I care!--Yeah, isn't it lucky it took these girls forever to tell an adult instead of being out in public, getting the feeling they're being stalked and then finding an adult to report the guy right at the very beginning?

Stacey keeps waving to Bill.--He must be attractive. I bet Stacey's wondering if he's married too.

Love the snark and can't wait for the next one! :)

[lisaerin]

The image of Kristy barking whenever Sonny does and the Cummings being like, "Okay, then."

[shatisarockgod]

lmao, indeed!

[ladymrose]

To be fair, we all know K.Ron does a lot of barking anyway. It wouldn't raise an eyebrow.

[shatisarockgod]

lmao, so true!

[bleeding_thorn2]

Kinda like this: https://youtu.be/1t8SOeVctUI

I am the biggest junk food chick ever, and I had a problem with her lunch. If I ate all that crap, I'd be sick for days. Either Claudia is on her way to a diabetic coma, or a massive eating disorder. Although, the way she binges, she already has one!

I went to the Golden Corral in Orlando with my husband last year and they had like eight tables of meats, sides, dessert and salad. I laughed my ass off when people came back with 2 carrot sticks and a fucking lettuce leaf. Defeats the fucking point of going to a buffet with literally everything; including three different dessert fountains!