Karen's Secret (Chapters 1-6)

Jan 24, 2014 20:51

I'M BACK! from my loooooooong absence. I don't use my LJ anymore so I kind of fucked off for a long time, but I decided I miss this comm and its people. :D I notice how it takes me too long to finish my snarks of actual BSC books. I know, that's a fatal flaw of mine that I plan to repair. I promise that now that I have returned, I WILL finish my Read more... )

little sister, karen brattiness, karen, karen is dumb, meddling in other's business, natalie the chew toy, shut up karen, ls #33 karen's secret

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andromedariver January 25 2014, 18:27:43 UTC
Poor Natalie, it would have been great for the test to be for her to move to third grade and far away from Karen. As if these books would ever allow something good to happen for Natalie.

I'm surprised it took that long for her classmates to come up with Blarin' Karen. How many plots in these books revolved around Karen being a loudmouthed little beast?

Also, thank you for not using 'fee fees', I hate that phrase like no other, and I instantly stop taking the user seriously as soon as they use it.

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anabellabobella February 9 2014, 07:57:03 UTC
What is "fee fees"?

I wonder who AMM bullied in school. She's so intent on every series having someone be the punching bag at the hands of her supposed friends, or, if not friends, at least at the hands of people we're supposed to like.

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undeadnicole January 25 2014, 22:28:29 UTC
Great snark! Loving it. Can't wait for more. Also... are you just teasing us or will you snark "Karen's Baby" next? (Pleeeeease!) And ugh, I hadn't heard the term "fee fees" before but it makes me want to projectile vomit so appreciate that you refuse to use it!

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xenaeilonwy January 25 2014, 23:24:01 UTC
I already snarked Karen's Baby two summers ago. Check here for the three-part snark.

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with_rainfall January 25 2014, 22:41:32 UTC
Haha, oh, why am I not surprised at Karen Brewer the Second? Also, OMG Karen is obnoxious in this book. I HATE it when people know I want to keep something private and then try to pester me into spilling the beans, because Privacy. It's a crime. people's right to privacy in this day and age is apparently just an imaginary concept akin to yeti and goblins. So I really sympathise with Natalie in this book.

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kahran042 February 4 2014, 16:38:57 UTC
Wait. You mean yeti are imaginary? :)

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with_rainfall February 8 2014, 03:39:19 UTC
Well, I suppose legendary is a better word. But I meant they don't exist. Just like Karen thinks privacy doesn't exist. :)

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kahran042 February 9 2014, 06:14:25 UTC
I know. It was just kind of a stupid joke I was making. Sorry.

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anabellabobella February 9 2014, 07:55:32 UTC
Ah, telephone. I was always that kid who intentionally changed the words to something outrageous. I got revenge on a bully by changing the words to "I am a stinky poopy head." The bully was really mean to me, so I didn't, and still don't, feel bad.

If Karen just HAD to talk to someone, a teacher would have been the perfect person.

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