Karen's Wedding (7-13)

Sep 01, 2012 22:01

I'm coming off a panic attack. Time to express my hatred for weddings and snark Karen at the same time!

Karen the flower girl )

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masterdivinity September 2 2012, 02:23:02 UTC
When I snarked this, I was annoyed with the taking Andrew shopping- it was completely illogical to take a 4 year old shopping. She could have left him with Bobby & Alicia or even dropped him at the BH or Seth could have made sure to be home...

I also loved that Natalie stood her ground with the money and that it was her job, not Karen's. I love when Karen gets shot down

I also- love Pamela to pieces.

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kakeochi_umai September 2 2012, 03:38:53 UTC
Sorry to hear about your panic attack. I very much approve of your way of dealing with it, though. :D

Why the fuck couldn't Lisa leave Andrew with the BSC while they went dress shopping?
THIS THANK YOU. The 'Brook parents can't take their kids to the goddamn grocery shop, but Lisa has no problem with dragging a four-year-old around the...wait a minute. Do we ever hear about Lisa hiring the BSC? Maybe she won't use them because Kristy is her ex's daughter. She could still have hired Erica or somebody, though.

We don't need to have a party for you to show off your goddamn PLATES.
Yeah, if you want me to look at your pretty plates, put some food on them.

Karen decides fuck Caroline
For a moment I read this as "Karen decides to fuck Caroline" and was like O_o.

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the_disillusion September 2 2012, 04:16:19 UTC
For a moment I read this as "Karen decides to fuck Caroline" and was like O_o.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. :S

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masterdivinity September 2 2012, 16:31:05 UTC
In Karen's Baby-sitter I thought Lisa called the BSC to baby-sit for the two weeks, but nobody in the BSC could do it so Kristy suggested Bart... I actually find it interesting that nobody from SA uses the BSC, so there are obviously a lot of other sitters around, much to the chagrin of Kristin

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mimithemuse September 9 2012, 03:05:55 UTC
I agree. I tend to give a fuck about new plates when you're giving them ot me with food on them.

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themariee September 2 2012, 17:20:30 UTC
Nobody gets to pick my clothes out for me and I will raise hell if anyone tries.
Yes! Oh my goodness, I couldn't agree more.

Karen admits she actually wants Caroline to be the flower girl because she thinks it would be more fair. Shhh, you guys, it's a rare sighting of Karen Brewer's conscience! If you speak too loudly it might get frightened and run away!

And what happened then?
Well, in Stoneybrook, they say,
That Karen's tiny conscience, grew three sizes that day!

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loubeelou September 2 2012, 21:36:29 UTC
Bridal showers are weird. What's the point of them? Is it just an excuse for more presents? I understand baby showers (as insuffereable as they can be, with all of those "chocolate in the nappy" games), but bridal showers? And why would you invite a kid?

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mimithemuse September 9 2012, 03:06:47 UTC
Chocolate...in...the nappy? OH HELL NO!

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loubeelou September 9 2012, 05:07:40 UTC
It's the worst game ever. Mum-to-be melts chocolate onto a nappy so it looks like poo, then when it hardens you have to break off a bit with a fork and guess what flavour it is. HAAAAAAATE. And I say that as someone who eats chocolate I've dropped on the floor. My standards are low.

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mimithemuse September 9 2012, 18:07:53 UTC
Yeah, I love chocolate but that's just too much. >.<

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