I AM TEH FUNNY

[gangwaygirls]

I had been posting these as comments in another thread, but I was so amused by my depiction of Claudia that I had to make it a separate post to give it due credit.

Now imagine Mallory or Mary Anne describing this get-up.

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[samuraikitten]

We get ladies in our store who dress so Claudia-ish. They're all artsy types and they wear clothes that hurt my eyes.

Of course I'm the one with the rhinestone cats eye glasses

I did this when I was a bit tipsy the other night, it's basically what would happen if Claudia got caught up with the goth crowd and changed her name to CLAWDIA

[fellforit]

You might thing that because she's a goth, Clawdia would give up her artsy flair for drab all-black ensembles, but you'd be wrong! Claudia once said she'd never wear the same outfit twice, and she's stuck with that. Today she was wearing a white mini-dress with long, black sleeves that sparkled. Around her waist was wrapped a skull belt, and her legs were laced all the way up with bandages. On her feet she wore polar bear paw slippers, which went great with the red bow around her neck. In her hair, she'd tied a bright orange belt as a ribbon, and put a thorny black crown on over the top. Her almond-shaped eyes were framed with dripping blood, and from her ears hung glowing orbs. On me, it would have been enough to force an intervention, but on Clawdia, it was cute and pretty!

[samuraikitten]

I just laughed so hard I think I hurt something.

Awesome. I couldn't resist that horrid outfit. LOL

[kissmaiden]

From BSC #666 Mary Anne meets the goths?

[samuraikitten]

Nice!! I'd read that.

Hmmm Now I have to make goth versions of every baby sitter.

YAY!!!!