I AM TEH FUNNY
I had been posting these as comments in another thread, but I was so amused by my depiction of Claudia that I had to make it a separate post to give it due credit.
Now imagine Mallory or Mary Anne describing this get-up.
Claud had really outdone herself with today's outfit. Her long black hair was fairly tame - swept up in a high, off-center ponytail with a blue ribbon securing it. She'd applied some more eye makeup than usual, hot pink shadow and thick black liner. She'd tied a polka dotted kerchief around her neck and little plastic googly eyeballs dangled from her ears. On her feet were a pair of red slippers with silk ribbons criss-crossing up her legs. Instead of clothes, she'd opted to wear a rusty barrel with "Hazardous Materials" stamped all over it. This outfit would make anyone else look crazier than a shithouse rat, but on Claudia, it was totally, dibbly fresh.
Now imagine Mallory or Mary Anne describing this get-up.
Claud had really outdone herself with today's outfit. Her long black hair was fairly tame - swept up in a high, off-center ponytail with a blue ribbon securing it. She'd applied some more eye makeup than usual, hot pink shadow and thick black liner. She'd tied a polka dotted kerchief around her neck and little plastic googly eyeballs dangled from her ears. On her feet were a pair of red slippers with silk ribbons criss-crossing up her legs. Instead of clothes, she'd opted to wear a rusty barrel with "Hazardous Materials" stamped all over it. This outfit would make anyone else look crazier than a shithouse rat, but on Claudia, it was totally, dibbly fresh.