So, I'm taking up a collection to get John Mayer some balls. Who's with me?! C'mon! It's a worthy cause! Seriously, I don't use this expression very often, but there's no other way to describe it: John Mayer's music? Is some pussy shit. I mean, "Your body is a wonderland"?! If a guy ever said that to me, I'd be laughing so hard it would
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And have you seen the 'Wonderland' video? It's him strumming his guitar and staring soulfully at some chick. Dude, he doesn't even look old enough to shave. He's like the fifteen-year-old boy parked in the Ford Probe next to you at the stoplight, who looks over, leers, and says "How you doin'?"
Yeah. He reminds me of that guy.
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As for the Ford Probe guy... Dude, I love that guy! I always have sex with him right there on the spot when he says that! Also the "you dropped your smile" guy.
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Can't wait to get out to the ballpark... we've got a 13-game season ticket package thingy, so we'll catch one out of every weekend series. Plus, you know, the home opener. Go socialism and $6 hot dogs! :) Though really, Saussy, how many times do I have to tell you--you're rooting for the WRONG TEAM, babe! Step away before it's too late! For lo, the day is coming when the baseball gods shall divide the world, and Yankees fans will be cast down into the pit of hell! Repent! REPENT! ;)
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