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[brynnmck]

So, I'm taking up a collection to get John Mayer some balls. Who's with me?! C'mon! It's a worthy cause! Seriously, I don't use this expression very often, but there's no other way to describe it: John Mayer's music? Is some pussy shit. I mean, "Your body is a wonderland"?! If a guy ever said that to me, I'd be laughing so hard it would render sex completely out of the question.

Maybe I need to start a website. www.getjohnmayersomeballsforgodssake.com.

On another note--in less than two weeks, I will be at the ballpark. Mmmmm. I can smell the hot dogs and garlic fries now.