Your assistance plz!

[brynnmck]

OK, so sdwolfpup and I would like you to settle a dispute. It goes a little something like this:

SDW: I can't stop laughing at this headline: Kenny Loggins' son ready to 'Rock'. I mean, I love me some Kenny Loggins, but I'm not sure he ever rocked.

Me: Oh come ON. "Danger Zone" rocked like a fucking ROCK FORMATION, dude.

SDW: I am not sure I could

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[sdwolfpup]

You know in a Steve Perry/Kenny Loggins throwdown, Perry would win. He's a hair-puller.

[brynnmck]

Oh, yes, I see. I bow before this evidence of his rockingness.

[minim_calibre]

This one time, I accidentally read a lot of Journey fic, and fanon totally agrees with you.

(It really was accidental. But then I couldn't stop, because my brain was trying to make sense of it.)

[sdwolfpup]

I...there's Journey fic? Why am I surprised? I shouldn't be! And yet!

[brynnmck]

My EXACT reaction. Oh, fandom.

[minim_calibre]

And yet, I am constantly, constantly shocked that there's not (at least not that I've found) a huge Hall/Oates fandom.

I mean, they have the best RPS meet-cute story. GANG TURF WAR! KNIFE FIGHTS! HIDING IN AN ELEVATOR TOGETHER!

It's not that I want it, you understand. Just that I don't quite get how there isn't a ton of it.

[brynnmck]

*laughing hysterically* You FRIGHTEN me. But I love you!

[sdwolfpup]

Wait WHAT? Hall and Oates had a KNIFE FIGHT?!

[minim_calibre]

No! They were both going to separate audition things in the same building or something, and a knife fight broke out, and they had to hide in an elevator! (Or something very similar.)

It's AWESOME.

[sdwolfpup]

OMG. There SO needs to be fic about that!

[elizardbits]

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

OMG. I am dying at the thought of some sort of elevator!secks fluffy-haired pr0n-mustached knife-fighting fic of win and awesomeness. DYING, I TELL YOU.

[sdwolfpup]

I KNOW. WHY is this fic not in our lives?!?

[minim_calibre]

THERE IS.

I found it accidentally. I was reading some SPN story, and the author said she'd basically rewritten an earlier thing she'd done, and included a link.

And it was STEVE PERRY GENFIC.

I was very confused. I had no idea such a thing existed!

[isiscolo]

RULE 23!

[qe2]

Dude. DUDE. In a Steve Perry/Kenny Loggins throwdown, Deepak Chopra would win before either of those guys ever laid a hand on the other.