Build Bob. Build ( Read more... )

Spangles commercials are the wackest shit ever.

Try to tell me I'm wrong with a straight face.

You can't can you?

. . . That's because you have a soul.

1. Realize the problem is affecting your relation to the world around you ( Read more... )

The B-R-Y-A-N
Have you praying to satan
Your girl masturbating
Hips shaking, gyrating
shit is just degrading.

Bryan O'Brien? Internet Capability?

THE RUMORS ARE TRUE TRUE BELIEVERS! As of late yesterday afternoon the one true Bryan has regained the ability to troll the internet and learn about utterly useless things.

You're Welcome.

Next year, I want to celebrate Festivus.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061222/ap_on_bi_ge/festivus_poles_5

Do you really fucking think you can pin me?

So I'm passing a semi on the way to my mother's house to do laundry, the semi starts coming into my lane. I slame the breaks nearly miss the semi, fly through a couple lanes and end up in a ditch. No harm done, scared shitless, but no harm done. Car seems fine. 20 miles later my tire blows. fuck

Oh lord... me d and austin acted the damn fool.

So much stuff, so many things. Must not neglect lj any longer

So I go to my monthly slam, determined not to fuck up at all. Spent the whole day trying to get myself in the right mood. It gets there, place is packed. I nail all 5 poems I do. I feel good. The chick who runs it comes up to me after and asks for my phone number because she's going to start doing poetry showcases at this other bar and wants me to ( Read more... )

Breath ( Read more... )