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LJ stalking horror - a report by brunette1985.
rock_star_eddie is stalking brunette1985
rock_star_eddie’s REAL name :
Nisha Holden
rock_star_eddie’s REAL DOB :
20th May 1977
Height :168 cm
Weight : 84.7 kg
rock_star_eddie has dreamt about you :
20 times
rock_star_eddie became interested in you :
18th August 2003
rock_star_eddie’s latest dream about you
rock_star_eddie dreamt that both of you died in each others arms in a rather bizarre rollercoaster accident.
This is how rock_star_eddie describes your relationship behind your back
‘Things are going great! it still won’t kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.’
rock_star_eddie’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
rock_star_eddie was seen parading around town with brunette1985’s missing beret.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
rock_star_eddie now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hug me. Kiss me. Fuck me.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
13 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Ah fuck it not again. Look rock_star_eddie you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I’m phoning the cops. Right that’s fucking it! Hello police? Yes it’s rock_star_eddie again. The little shit-stirrer."
rock_star_eddie’s Police File
rock_star_eddie is a callous, heartless young man who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors.
Testimonies about rock_star_eddie
smae21 - Charlie Manson’s long-lost sibling
‘I’m gonna kill brunette1985 for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! rock_star_eddie is a brilliant person.’
zebrapantz - Spaced out junkie
‘Well well, who would have thought it? rock_star_eddie a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’
lets_floss - Rotten heathen
‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than rock_star_eddie. Terrible person.’