Observations of the Suddenly Well-Sighted
1) WHOA.
2) WHOOOOAA.
3) ...Is my carpet always this filthy?
4) ...is my skin always this uneven?
5) ...is my hair always this awesome?
6) I CAN'T TELL IF MY CONTACT IS STILL IN. IS MY RIGHT CONTACT STILL IN? I CAN'T SEE IT! I CAN'T SEE IT! I - oh wait there it is.
So after much grumbling, sulking and halfhearted
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