Second Hunt

Oct 21, 2010 15:28

Apparently, I'm still banned from the Hogs Head. You'd think that guy would get over accidentally setting a fire on table, it was ten years ago too.

Things here don't change, kids running around the village, kids freaking out about Quidditch, kids being tools.

Those in my class better be using their heads for the next two days. I'm bringing in an Acrmantula for a demonstration. As a precaution, I'm going to be counting your limbs when class is over. You're going to have to write an essay on where they are found, what it's class is, what they are used for.

I think this goes without saying, but don't put your fingers in the cage. If you get bitten, it's your own fault and I'll tell your parents that too.

kids are s-m-r-t, no wimps allowed, banned for life, i'm a teacher, the whistle makes me god

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