For muse_academy Week Fifteen Mun Inquiries - annoy your muse

[broodsinleather]

Muse Name: Sir Guy of Gisborne
Fandom: Robin Hood
Prompt Number: Week 15 - Mun Inquries
Title: Silly Questions
Warnings/Disclaimers: Don't blame me for muse's answers. He wasn't happy about it.
Word Count: n/a

1. Why don't we ever drop daisies on other countries to let them know that we love them?Why on earth would we drop daisies on other

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[da_harveydent]

1. Why don't we ever drop daisies on other countries to let them know that we love them?
Isn't picking that many daisies a little environmentally dubious? Of course, we could always drop potted daisies on them, but I think the force of a million-odd potted plants raining down on their cities and countryside alike might not feel very friendly to them.

2. Shouldn't women earn bachelorette's degrees?
Um ... no. No further comment.

3. If you have to ask if her boobs are real, does it really matter?
I think I might have to drink a little more to answer this questionnaire. I think all breasts, surgically enhanced or not are - in a philosophical sense- real.

4. Do the homeless have all the carts with functional wheels?
From what I've seen, their carts aren't working too well.

5. Can a person be scared "half to death" twice?
Absolutely. A whole person can be scared half to death ... that remaining half can then be scared in half again (so they are scared 75% to death). Repeat the process ad-infinium and you will never get absolute zero ... until that person dies, I suppose.

6. If my dog attacked someone yesterday, do I say he sicked him or suck him?
I'd say you need to speak with animal control, a defence attorney and a good dog trainer.

7. Shouldn't the word "big" be ... bigger?
Just adjust your font. Voila.

8. Were Third World countries unhappy before television?
Was this survey inane before the internet? ;)

9. What if you finally "find yourself" and you're not that impressed?
Easy, just make yourself better.

10. Do you ever walk in and find your computer processing information? Are they plotting to overthrow us?
My computer saves my work automatically ... I will never say a bad word about it.

11. What does "feng shui" mean in Chinese? Doesn't it mean good air? I really don't know to be honest.

12. Are spells good worldwide, or do they lose power with distance?
I'm skipping this question.

13. So male gynecologists never get erect?
I think I actually tried a case like this ...

14. Is it bad luck to run over a black cat to prevent it from crossing your path?
It's illegal and immoral. Poor cat! This better just be a hypothetical situation.

15. Why does God put all of the brilliant brains inside ugly heads?
Perhaps your perception of a brilliant population has been skewed. There are lots of brilliant people who are almost irritatingly gorgeous.

16. Billy Graham said that Heaven is "a neverending family reunion". Isn't hell the same?
Depends on your family.

17. Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?
I don't know ... I'm not psychic.

18. Do porn stars have undress rehearsals?
You're asking the wrong man. I have a friend named Bruce who could probably tell you exactly how it goes.

19. When your palm itches, it means you're supposed to get money. What does it mean when your butt itches?
You've been sitting too long in one place. Or you've got worms.

20. If cocaine were legal, would they sell it in little packages like Sweet N' Low? Would they call it Sweet N' High?

Just go to Amsterdam and ask. I'm sure they'd be more than happy to show you.