There are no words to explain this feeling.
Well.. how should I start? What I"m about to say'll probably make you laugh at first but my god... it's freaking the shit out of me. But should it really? I don't know. Maybe i'm just overdramaticizing. Heh. yeah. that's it.
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To start out with.. I do my hw in the same room my bro does his. So I usually don't get stuff done.. and there's fighting all the time. But I don't want to move my spot, and neither does he. So it STAYS that way for ETERNITY.
As usual.. i'm making fun of my brother. There's this habit we have.. where we'd just keep saying things over n over about fatness. heh. He'd start, "Lisha ur fat, whaa? LIsha ur fat, whaa?" and then i'd b like "Vinc. ur fatter, whaa? Vinc. ur fatter, whaa?" And we'd compare the other to the fattest person in the universe and so forth. I swear it's like ritual. Not one day has passed where we don't tease each other. Anyway. Vincent has mumps, to put it plainly. It 'supposidly' went away, but I guess he's afraid it'll come back someday- if he eats relish, or mustard. And I remember learning that if you get mumps during ur teen years or whatever, you become sterile. So I bug him about htat too. HE ALWAYS STARTS IT, SO DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M THE EVIL ONE! And he in turn talks about hwo I can't eat Bahn Baow.. or however you spell that azn food thing. I can't eat it cuz I throw up =\ I don't know. It's strange. But whatever.
Anyway. We were teasing each other.. and I was stretching and rubbing the sides of my face, and I felt my neck. On the left side, my hand felt something weirddddd. It was like a bump. And it was kinda squishy. I was like wtf. And I felt the other side of my neck. There was nothing. And I just stopped teasing Vince n was all. eww i have something inside my neck. And he's like 'ew you probably have a stretch mark on ur neck, imma go tell dad' ... stretchmark on my neck.. GROSS. is that even possible? bah. men are really retarded soemtimes. or maybe it's just him. SO ANYWAY- im just rubbing it and it can like move. probably. And then I freeze and am like "OMG. TUMOR".
Vincent here is all running around cuz we can't find daddy. And he hears me say this and he stops and goes "ooo tumor! or maybe better yet, cancer! no, tumors worse" And i'm like "shut up at least i can have babies. look up steril under the dictionary vincent! loook. here ill look it up for you." And i do, but i dont' say it outloud and mumble stuff and gasp all scary like. And he goes on about how I can't eat Bahn Boaw. And he goes back doing his hw. Dad comes in and I tell him first about the lumpy thing. He goes over and feels it, and says,
"I have one too, on my elbow ;see look." And I do and I feel it, but it's not on his neck like mine is, I argue. What if it grows big and i cant breath no more? In the background Vincen'ts teasing me but it's not funny anymore. I try to laugh it out. Then dad says something.. "who knows..? blahblahblah" something about the lump. I laugh it out again. I start rubbing it again n get scared. Then dad tells me to stop cuz it might get bigger, so I stop.
And now i'm here, stunned and unable to do hw. =\ whoopie. I k eep putting my hand on my neck again to see if its still there. gah. Stooped lump thing. go away. i hate yew.
the end.
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To start out with.. I do my hw in the same room my bro does his. So I usually don't get stuff done.. and there's fighting all the time. But I don't want to move my spot, and neither does he. So it STAYS that way for ETERNITY.
As usual.. i'm making fun of my brother. There's this habit we have.. where we'd just keep saying things over n over about fatness. heh. He'd start, "Lisha ur fat, whaa? LIsha ur fat, whaa?" and then i'd b like "Vinc. ur fatter, whaa? Vinc. ur fatter, whaa?" And we'd compare the other to the fattest person in the universe and so forth. I swear it's like ritual. Not one day has passed where we don't tease each other. Anyway. Vincent has mumps, to put it plainly. It 'supposidly' went away, but I guess he's afraid it'll come back someday- if he eats relish, or mustard. And I remember learning that if you get mumps during ur teen years or whatever, you become sterile. So I bug him about htat too. HE ALWAYS STARTS IT, SO DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M THE EVIL ONE! And he in turn talks about hwo I can't eat Bahn Baow.. or however you spell that azn food thing. I can't eat it cuz I throw up =\ I don't know. It's strange. But whatever.
Anyway. We were teasing each other.. and I was stretching and rubbing the sides of my face, and I felt my neck. On the left side, my hand felt something weirddddd. It was like a bump. And it was kinda squishy. I was like wtf. And I felt the other side of my neck. There was nothing. And I just stopped teasing Vince n was all. eww i have something inside my neck. And he's like 'ew you probably have a stretch mark on ur neck, imma go tell dad' ... stretchmark on my neck.. GROSS. is that even possible? bah. men are really retarded soemtimes. or maybe it's just him. SO ANYWAY- im just rubbing it and it can like move. probably. And then I freeze and am like "OMG. TUMOR".
Vincent here is all running around cuz we can't find daddy. And he hears me say this and he stops and goes "ooo tumor! or maybe better yet, cancer! no, tumors worse" And i'm like "shut up at least i can have babies. look up steril under the dictionary vincent! loook. here ill look it up for you." And i do, but i dont' say it outloud and mumble stuff and gasp all scary like. And he goes on about how I can't eat Bahn Boaw. And he goes back doing his hw. Dad comes in and I tell him first about the lumpy thing. He goes over and feels it, and says,
"I have one too, on my elbow ;see look." And I do and I feel it, but it's not on his neck like mine is, I argue. What if it grows big and i cant breath no more? In the background Vincen'ts teasing me but it's not funny anymore. I try to laugh it out. Then dad says something.. "who knows..? blahblahblah" something about the lump. I laugh it out again. I start rubbing it again n get scared. Then dad tells me to stop cuz it might get bigger, so I stop.
And now i'm here, stunned and unable to do hw. =\ whoopie. I k eep putting my hand on my neck again to see if its still there. gah. Stooped lump thing. go away. i hate yew.
the end.