[OOC: LJ is not letting me upload icons, but Bourne is now a black-backed jackal! I won't be responding to flood comments until I can upload icons but I wanted to get this out there. He can be understood by other animals, but not unaffected people.]

[Warden Filter][A black-backed jackal does its level best to lineface at the camera. It's dripping ( Read more... )

[Who is this young-Matt-Damon-looking motherfucker? Hint: It's Jason. Not yet though, now he is Captain David Webb, U.S. Army. Military Intelligence. So he's just been plucked from Ft. Meade with these totally ill shades. And BDUs. Also he is from about 1997, so he's 27ish. And if you listen hard, you miiiiight be able to catch a Midwestern accent ( Read more... )

Let's not do that again.

[Private to Claire and Costigan, individually.]
You all right?

[Private to Slade.]
Thanks.

[The video's inadvertently activated - and it's easy to tell by the camera angle. It's pointing halfway up at the ceiling, but Bourne can still be seen, holding a picture frame in his hand and singing almost too quietly to be heard.]

( 'Words we had said, grew in my head...' )

[Jason Bourne? No such person. Meet seventeen-year-old David Webb. He enjoys long walks on the beach, jogging, and SHOOTING THINGS. Also enjoy his Missouri accent, bitches ( Read more... )

Oh, great, is this the flood where we switch genders again? Because that...

[He trails off, recognizing the voice that's now his. A pause for a few moments while he finds a reflective surface.]

...Scheiße.

I...

Marie--![He abruptly turns the feed off. Now to spend the next half-hour just staring into a mirror, unable to believe his eyes. And ( Read more... )

Is it weird to have deja vu of not remembering things? I feel like this has happened to me before. I don't like it.

Whatever, either way, I've got a hell of a headache.

I recommend looking around for our passports. It's a cruise, right? International waters. We've all got to have passports.

I seem to be a very organized person...

[Bourne has his regular voice back and his regular body back and how happy is he about this? So damn happy.]

Oh thank God, it's over. I hate floods.

[Private to Costigan]

I owe you an explanation. And probably a drink.

[Bourne's voice sounds higher-pitched and a little breathy.]

What the fuck--

Does anyone know if the Admiral passed the cosmic version of Driver's Ed?

God damn it...

[OOC: Hey kids, it's River Tam! (aka Summer Glau aka that Terminator.) So this is terrifying for everyone. Have fun!]

I can't believe what the flood made me do. I'm sickened by the whole thing - by becoming the man I used to be, and enjoying it. I had to leave - I had to make sure it wasn't going to stick when I left here ( Read more... )