It's not a good night until someone threatens to kill you
My sister's party was as odd as I thought it would be. At the beginning of the evening, one of Alex's friends walks up to me and says "This guy has stalker potential. You're my fake boyfriend if he starts talking to me."
Cut to a few hours later, as the guy is trying to break into the house when we're all asleep.
What I really think is funny about that kind of behavior, is he spent the entire night trying to get with this girl, which just drove her into my arms. She was so scared she wouldn't let me move more than a foot away from her. I had been happily sleeping on the floor of the living room, but spooning on the air mattress was quite nice too.
P.S. - John Hodgeman's book is one of the funniest things to ever exist. Ask, and I'll loan it to you.
Cut to a few hours later, as the guy is trying to break into the house when we're all asleep.
What I really think is funny about that kind of behavior, is he spent the entire night trying to get with this girl, which just drove her into my arms. She was so scared she wouldn't let me move more than a foot away from her. I had been happily sleeping on the floor of the living room, but spooning on the air mattress was quite nice too.
P.S. - John Hodgeman's book is one of the funniest things to ever exist. Ask, and I'll loan it to you.