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lately i've been having panic attacks about zombies. it generally happens once i park my car in front of my house. i make sure i have everything i need before leaving the car, and that i have my house key separated from the rest of my keys so that if the door's locked i don't have to fumble for the key. then i make a mad dash into the house. if everyone's asleep, i make a mad dash for my room and lock the door. and i leave the light off so that the zombies don't come after me.

i'm beginning to wonder if this is why i can't go to sleep until it's light out. i'm also beginning to wonder if i'm losing my mind.