aahhh, good times :P
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: prude
Sex uaLDysthymiA: happy late birthday! :-D
Sex uaLDysthymiA: :O
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: ty
Sex uaLDysthymiA: fine, i hope your birthday was rotten.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: nope
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: was awesome
Sex uaLDysthymiA: well it should have been
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: yeah but it wasn't
Sex uaLDysthymiA: stfu, it was in my mind
Sex uaLDysthymiA: in my mind, you banged a 500lb black lady with an eraser top doo.
Sex uaLDysthymiA: wtf is mike watching? I walked out and there were 3 chicks dyking out and now i hear moaning and panting.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i typed foot with 0's befpre... i wouldn't read to much into anything lol
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: ummm i would assume he's atching porn
Sex uaLDysthymiA: no, its this new version of invasion of the pod people
Sex uaLDysthymiA: but it sucks
Sex uaLDysthymiA: eff that, he doesn't need porn, he's got me
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i dunno sounds good to me
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: yeah a chick poops in her pants throws up on his dong and goes around showing his friends her giney that's just what he needs
Sex uaLDysthymiA: rofl
Sex uaLDysthymiA: i
Sex uaLDysthymiA: fucking
Sex uaLDysthymiA: hate you
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: <3
Sex uaLDysthymiA: no
Sex uaLDysthymiA: im a good lover v.v
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: when you're not throwing up on him?
Sex uaLDysthymiA: :[
Sex uaLDysthymiA:
dude rofl, i just watched that porn i made with mike and...hahahaha, it is totally not sexy AT ALL
she says stay: rofl
Sex uaLDysthymiA:
I was like talking the whole time, mike said he had a fat stomach and then he jizzed all over my leg and the bed
she says stay: most home made porn isnt :P
Sex uaLDysthymiA:
and im like WOO THATS THE SEED OF LIFE GUYS
she says stay: ROFL wth
Sex uaLDysthymiA:
haha
aLijha: hay lets test people to see if they partied on a holiday
Sex uaLDysthymiA: and by the way, thanks for roaring laughter at my possibility of being fired! :-D
aLijha: you're welcome
aLijha: you should of been like, when he handed you the cup
aLijha: like
aLijha: oh god i hope that heroine is out of my system....
Sex uaLDysthymiA: LOL
Sex uaLDysthymiA: oh that would have been SO BAD
aLijha: i'm about to have the worst shits ever....
aLijha: >.>
Sex uaLDysthymiA: rofl!
aLijha: i got some extreme tots from sonic
Sex uaLDysthymiA: i just got that image from dumb and dumber in my head
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: but i dont want the shits
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: so no
Sex uaLDysthymiA: yes you do.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: maybe you do we all know how much you love pooping in your pants
Sex uaLDysthymiA: yea and if it ever happens again, I'm going to giftwrap my underwear, set it in a humidifier and send it you! :D
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: "if"
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: probably happened today
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: three times before breakfast
Sex uaLDysthymiA: FUCK YOU
Sex uaLDysthymiA: if i ever become a superhero, my power is going to be projectile pooping and i'm coming straight for you!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: you can do that now who are you kidding
Sex uaLDysthymiA: >:o
Sex uaLDysthymiA: AIDS!
Sex uaLDysthymiA: THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: mao
Sex uaLDysthymiA: FUCKIN AIDS!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: you have aids too?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: fuck yu're am ess
Sex uaLDysthymiA: i swear by the power invested in my anus, I will shit all over every piece of food you have.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i'm sure you would
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: nasty bitch
Sex uaLDysthymiA: i hope you get raped in the ass by an elephant
Sex uaLDysthymiA: WHO HAS AIDS!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: even with a stretched out elephant raped asshole i s till wouldn't shit in my pants at work
Sex uaLDysthymiA: happy late birthday! :-D
Sex uaLDysthymiA: :O
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: ty
Sex uaLDysthymiA: fine, i hope your birthday was rotten.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: nope
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: was awesome
Sex uaLDysthymiA: well it should have been
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: yeah but it wasn't
Sex uaLDysthymiA: stfu, it was in my mind
Sex uaLDysthymiA: in my mind, you banged a 500lb black lady with an eraser top doo.
Sex uaLDysthymiA: wtf is mike watching? I walked out and there were 3 chicks dyking out and now i hear moaning and panting.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i typed foot with 0's befpre... i wouldn't read to much into anything lol
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: ummm i would assume he's atching porn
Sex uaLDysthymiA: no, its this new version of invasion of the pod people
Sex uaLDysthymiA: but it sucks
Sex uaLDysthymiA: eff that, he doesn't need porn, he's got me
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i dunno sounds good to me
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: yeah a chick poops in her pants throws up on his dong and goes around showing his friends her giney that's just what he needs
Sex uaLDysthymiA: rofl
Sex uaLDysthymiA: i
Sex uaLDysthymiA: fucking
Sex uaLDysthymiA: hate you
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: <3
Sex uaLDysthymiA: no
Sex uaLDysthymiA: im a good lover v.v
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: when you're not throwing up on him?
Sex uaLDysthymiA: :[
Sex uaLDysthymiA:
dude rofl, i just watched that porn i made with mike and...hahahaha, it is totally not sexy AT ALL
she says stay: rofl
Sex uaLDysthymiA:
I was like talking the whole time, mike said he had a fat stomach and then he jizzed all over my leg and the bed
she says stay: most home made porn isnt :P
Sex uaLDysthymiA:
and im like WOO THATS THE SEED OF LIFE GUYS
she says stay: ROFL wth
Sex uaLDysthymiA:
haha
aLijha: hay lets test people to see if they partied on a holiday
Sex uaLDysthymiA: and by the way, thanks for roaring laughter at my possibility of being fired! :-D
aLijha: you're welcome
aLijha: you should of been like, when he handed you the cup
aLijha: like
aLijha: oh god i hope that heroine is out of my system....
Sex uaLDysthymiA: LOL
Sex uaLDysthymiA: oh that would have been SO BAD
aLijha: i'm about to have the worst shits ever....
aLijha: >.>
Sex uaLDysthymiA: rofl!
aLijha: i got some extreme tots from sonic
Sex uaLDysthymiA: i just got that image from dumb and dumber in my head
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: but i dont want the shits
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: so no
Sex uaLDysthymiA: yes you do.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: maybe you do we all know how much you love pooping in your pants
Sex uaLDysthymiA: yea and if it ever happens again, I'm going to giftwrap my underwear, set it in a humidifier and send it you! :D
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: "if"
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: probably happened today
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: three times before breakfast
Sex uaLDysthymiA: FUCK YOU
Sex uaLDysthymiA: if i ever become a superhero, my power is going to be projectile pooping and i'm coming straight for you!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: you can do that now who are you kidding
Sex uaLDysthymiA: >:o
Sex uaLDysthymiA: AIDS!
Sex uaLDysthymiA: THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: mao
Sex uaLDysthymiA: FUCKIN AIDS!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: you have aids too?
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: fuck yu're am ess
Sex uaLDysthymiA: i swear by the power invested in my anus, I will shit all over every piece of food you have.
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: i'm sure you would
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: nasty bitch
Sex uaLDysthymiA: i hope you get raped in the ass by an elephant
Sex uaLDysthymiA: WHO HAS AIDS!
LaZiEsTFcKoNeRtH: even with a stretched out elephant raped asshole i s till wouldn't shit in my pants at work