[ Curtains. On the TV, curtain after curtain is drawn while Es zittern die morschen Knochen plays in the background. Then, a distinctly German voice announces: ]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Springtime for Schrödinger and Germany"! I'm your announcer, Corporal Obergruppenführer Wolfcastle --

[ Who is Corporal Obergruppenführer Wolfcastle, you ( Read more... )

[ HE'S DEAD, JIM. ]

[ Hark! There is a brand-spanking new post up on the public forums/message boards. It reads: ]

Greetings, Scheißkerlen! It has come to my attention that, during the past decade or so, comics from Japan known as manga (pronounced mahng-guh) have become immensely popular in foreign countries -- why, they have even caught on in my beloved Deutschland ( Read more... )

[ Today in Brofist there is a German cat-boy going around talking to his fellow cast members. Apparently, he's under the impression that there aren't enough Nazis in this place, so he's trying to remedy the situation--by recruiting people into the wonderfully racist, warmongering Nazi party ( Read more... )

[ There is a cute cat-boy standing outside of his trailer, dressed in what appears to be a Hitlerjugend uniform. Unlike most newcomers, he seems to be quite excited about starring in a reality show. In fact, he's mewling happily, bouncing up and down in joy. ]

HOORAY~!

I get to be a TV Star!

[s-squeals in delight]

Ohhhh, I hope we'll have a WAR ( Read more... )