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SHOW #40 // THE NEWS AT SIX

Nov 27, 2010 18:09

[ Have you ever wanted to be an anchorman? Or have the ability to tell it exactly like it is? Well good, because Brofist TV is now the Bro Reports News Station, and all of you are now reporters, both in the studio and LIVE ON THE SCENES of exciting news. Everyone will get a news bulletin and be told to read it. Whatever yours is, it will actually ( Read more... )

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1/2 because bossman demanded it chainsawthat November 28 2010, 12:34:17 UTC

[There's an Urotsuki. Blinking at the camera for a few minutes before reading her lines on the paper in her hand.]

In breaking news...there has been a sudden recall for the "Mellow Maromi", or "The Make You Feel Better About How Much You Suck" dog plush from all the stores in the Wall Market due to being made on "lies and empty promises".

...Customers have not taken this well and have sparked what is called a second "Maromi Mania" wave that hasn't been seen since...I have no idea, for some reason the previous report on that is missing. Their aggressive acts against store-owners from smashing their windows to get to the plushies invariably...

2/3 actually paranoiamascot November 28 2010, 12:37:45 UTC

[Suddenly there's a loud noise like glass shattering behind her as suddenly waves upon waves of Maromi plushies start pouring out of the Wall Market, a large enough wave to be sweeping unsuspecting bystanders under the smothering tide of the pink dogs]

Oh god I'm drowning! Too much adorableness! Heeellllppp!!

3/3 chainsawthat November 28 2010, 12:40:45 UTC

[...Thankfully Urotsuki is standing in a high enough spot to not get swept away, but she just watches for a moment as people get barreled over and buried in the plush dogs before returning back to the camera, blinking.]

...Ah...and now back to...someone else with their story I guess...um...

mindovermatter November 29 2010, 00:09:45 UTC

[ pauses.

p-picks one up... ]

paranoiamascot November 29 2010, 14:05:05 UTC

[Isn't it cute Madotsuki, with it's big large eyes and mushroom-cloud shaped head and pink plushy body? Don't you wanna hug it? 'Cause Maromi likes hugs. Giving and receiving hugs makes people feel better, you know.]

mindovermatter November 29 2010, 14:12:53 UTC

[ she will tell you all of her secrets. forever. ]

paranoiamascot November 30 2010, 13:10:08 UTC

[You can tell Maromi anything. Because Maromi will keep all of your secrets and will always be there for you when you need it. Forever.]

mindovermatter November 30 2010, 14:19:53 UTC

[ SQUEEZE ]

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