SHOW #40 // THE NEWS AT SIX

[dimensioneye]

[ Have you ever wanted to be an anchorman? Or have the ability to tell it exactly like it is? Well good, because Brofist TV is now the Bro Reports News Station, and all of you are now reporters, both in the studio and LIVE ON THE SCENES of exciting news. Everyone will get a news bulletin and be told to read it. Whatever yours is, it will actually

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[filmthat]

Breaking news, everyone! Director Radric has been sacked and replaced by a young, up-and-coming stalker journalist. The identity of this mysterious girl?

Me!

Now, Sugawa with the weather.

[tsunbaka]

[ SUDDENLY A GRUMPY BUNDLED UP BLOND OUT IN THE SNOW. ]

TODAY'S WEATHER IS FUCKING COLD AS S***. AND HERE'S A NEWS BULLETIN, F*** YOU, RUBY!

[filmthat]

This just in: Sugawa is in great need of anger management therapy.

[tsunbaka]

Hey, important flash!

Ruby is a voyeur **** who needs to shut the f*** up!

[filmthat]

AND NOW, A CLIP OF SUGAWA ATTACKING OUR POOR, DEFENSELESS CAMERAMEN!

DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE THAT, SUGAAAWAAAA, I SEE EVERYTHING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!

[tsunbaka]

H-He grabbed my ass okay?!

[filmthat]

Then

What about the girl you trampled

Did she grab your ass, too?

[motherinheaven]

NO, I WAS JUST LOOKING! HONEST!

...

Wait.

WAIT, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!