SHOW #40 // THE NEWS AT SIX

[dimensioneye]

[ Have you ever wanted to be an anchorman? Or have the ability to tell it exactly like it is? Well good, because Brofist TV is now the Bro Reports News Station, and all of you are now reporters, both in the studio and LIVE ON THE SCENES of exciting news. Everyone will get a news bulletin and be told to read it. Whatever yours is, it will actually

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[that_is_the]

[Question calmly sits down at the table and neatly taps his small pile of papers against the desk before quickly glancing over it and staring at the camera.]

Breaking Story: The Girl Scouts of the United States of America, a youth organization well-known for selling cookies across the country was recently revealed to be a covert operation by various private enterprises to train girls form employment in underpaying jobs in the sales sector while simultaneously selling unhealthy material in baked sweet form for the purposes of a large-scale mind control operation to get those who eat them to think they're actually good and therefore buy more cookies.

Film at 11.

[lesyays]

I always knew those girls were suspicious. I'm certainly glad we don't have anything like that in Japan.

[that_is_the]

[Question slams his fist on the table.]

Or so you THINK! Have you ever heard of the World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts?! 145 Nations have branches! Including Japan!

Their reach is global! Their power is unquestioned!

You may feel safe and secure but they are actively working to undermine the very freedom of human kind!

You could be next! They will FIND YOU eventually!

NO ONE IS SAFE!

[lesyays]

Well, my goodness, Tom!

I guess we should be extra careful from now on! ♥

[ can you tell that chizuru's news sheet only says "look pretty and act concerned"? she moonlights as an anchorwoman on Naked News. ]

[that_is_the]

Careful doesn't cut it.

You need to be prepared.

[draconicfury]

... Who comes up with this bull***t?

[her cue card just said "hate everything for the sake of controversial news debate"]

[that_is_the]

It's not bullshit. It's fact.

If you want bullshit, read a newspaper sometime.

[draconicfury]

Pfft, who reads a newspaper anymore.