May 07, 2006 15:39
I won a pie eating contest today. YEAH JONES!
I was going to leave it at that, but some quick details-- one pie, hands allowed, a team of one boy and one girl. Fastest to finish the pie (legit finishing) won. And that was us. Damn straight. I may not be able to walk, but I can eat. Must be the Texas.
I'm not even slightly sick.