Jul 14, 2005 22:00
So everyone...today I did something sooo unlike me, it was fantastic. I found my MOST revealing bikini, put it on, grabbed some magazines, and laid out in my backyard. I never do that but it was great. Bra party girls (you know who you are...oh yeah, and kate because of the whole not-lesbian but thinking each other is hot thing), I am not kidding. The whole hot and sweaty look works for me...didn't think it did but now I do. The funniest part is that my neighbor was out in his yard. I think he has an elevated patio because he can see into our backyard. I knew he could see me but I was like, "Oh well, I'm already here...I'll just keep reading." Eventually I went inside because it was so hot. I decided that there is a sexy ammount of sweat, and then there is an obscene ammount of sweat. I didn't want to stay to find out how sexy obscene sweat made me...
Cheerio!
~Britt~