Currently I live in an ancient split level hovel that has more crap wrong with it than it has right (hardwood floors FTW), such as a non-working double oven, a tetchy stove, two bathrooms of horror and leakiness, no central air, and other nuisances. It floods when it rains, often bringing surprise shrimp-like dead bug things in on the tide. It got ( Read more... )

What Men THINK we want:

1. Ripped muscles

Whereas a beer gut is not appealing, most women could care less about enormous muscles. Gym rats actually gross me out. I think: steroids, tiny peen, anti-intellectual, likely to resolve conflict with violence, watches a lot of porn, eats weird crap like powdered protein, has unrealistic expectations about ( Read more... )

It seems like we all, as kids, harbor some bizarre beliefs and fixations. I, being typical, was no different. I'm not talking about Monster In The Closet or Santa or Tooth Fairy delusions, but far less explainable ones. I also recall being puzzled by the crazy shit some of my peers believed, such as their belief that golf balls contained some ( Read more... )