Now it's my turn! Muahaha...

Step 1: Put your music player on random.

Step 2: Post the first line (or so, some are hard) from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.

Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.

1) How long before I get in, before it starts, before I begin    ( Read more... )

'Cos I'm bored, and need something to do to procrastinate, I've just decided to write down Stephen Lynch's "Love Song":

Love Song

If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two,
and if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you,
and if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee,
and if I had the painters touch, on canvas you would be.

But i don't ( Read more... )