I don't want to be an individual
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week captainsunshine and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I turned my_brokenwings_ in for littering (3 points). In August I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-727 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
brisk_amore
This made me laugh.
I hope you at least crack a smile.