LJ Idol: Exhibit B. 'That's What She Said' (Home Game)

[bringing_words]

The midwife swore under her breath as she stumbled on something in the middle of the courtyard. This was her last well-baby visit for the day, and she was looking forward to getting back home and sitting down with a glass of red. She sighed and looked around at the buildings. The place had seen better days, and she wondered about birthing a baby

Comments

[michikatinski]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 4-EVER!!! :-D

I looooooooooooooooooove this. :-D

(Ok, may I insert one minor theological point? I won't unless you want me to.)

[bringing_words]

Hahaha :D

Or a Deusphragm? Or... a Condomnipotence?

I'm not sure if I'm in the best position to come up with these, I've had about 3.5 hours' sleep since yesterday, so my thinking may be a little more skewiff than usual.

[bringing_words]

I'll pass your message on to my children. Pretty sure they can oblige!

[bringing_words]

Be warned, the wit to cranky/forgetful ratio is fairly low. I'll post the youngest over to you so you can have a trial run, if you like.

[bringing_words]

Oooh! Or I could send you the specs and you could 3D print it!! Then again, this last one was quite fat. You might prefer an earlier model (it would use less plastic, and thus be a more environmentally friendly baby).

[bringing_words]

Ha.

[bringing_words]

No, that's fine! Please, go for it :)

[michikatinski]

Yay! Okay, as I say, minor point