As before, messages may be left here. Astaroth may respond.

[bringerof_light]

My time spent so far in Hell has been both amusing and wellspent. And painful, of course, but that really should go unsaid. Anger management has been going wonderfully - turning lesser demons inside out is wonderful for stress relief

Comments

[jon_r_meyers]

*leaves message*

There's nothing wrong with llamas.

[bringerof_light]

*Astaroth appears, not visible to Jon, and brandishes a red hot branding iron with the brand '666' on it. Considers where to place it, then presses it against Jon's backside*

Better late than never.

[jon_r_meyers]

*Screams in agony and curls up, shaking, hoping Pan will have noticed the pain his servant is in*

[bringerof_light]

*listens to the screams and admires the job he's done*

[fuckingdemon]

As if my day hadn't been going badly enough. Thanks. Really. Means a lot.

[bringerof_light]

*Astaroth appears and folds his arms*

Did you expect praise? And no one is concerned about making your day better.

[fuckingdemon]

You know, it's been well-established that no one likes me. I hardly think he needs to rub it in every chance he gets.

[bringerof_light]

Azrael, you tried to unmake existence. That was hardly the best way to endear yourself to anyone.

And you know how he feels about love.

[nazarethson]

Good to see Anger Management is going well. Though really, you could probably find a more constructive way to go about it. Build schools for all the little demons, or something.

[bringerof_light]

*Astaroth appears and gives him a haughty look*

My lord does not require any suggestions from you, least of all idiotic ones.

[nazarethson]

Or maybe he could take up voodoo? I've always heard things about him and dolls...

[bringerof_light]

Why would he require voodoo to hurt someone when he's quite capable of hurting them in person? Being the Son of God really doesn't require intelligence, does it now?

[golden_apple]

*message*

Expect lots of new visitors.

[bringerof_light]

*Astaroth appears*

Explain.

[golden_apple]

Why would I do that?

[bringerof_light]

Because I've asked you to. *rolls his eyes* You gods, so very annoying.

[metatron_tm]

Message for Astaroth actually:

Do you want anything for your performance? Have you chosen a song or do you want me to help?

[bringerof_light]

Most definitely not singing, no matter how drunk.

[metatron_tm]

Ah no it's a condition of attendance.

[bringerof_light]

No, it's not.