As before, messages may be left here. Astaroth may respond.
My time spent so far in Hell has been both amusing and wellspent. And painful, of course, but that really should go unsaid. Anger management has been going wonderfully - turning lesser demons inside out is wonderful for stress relief.
Some events on Earth have been almost enough to make me leave Hell. Almost. Azrael really is a pathetic excuse for a demon. Little Tommy Dagget is exquisite when he's hurting. Llamas are apparently running rampant - really should've told Astaroth to pay Jonathan a visit with a branding iron. And Adam from_tadfield, great bloody disappointment that he is, has shown up as well.
Astaroth is currently serving as my representative on Earth. I do not anticipate returning any time soon. Of course, I could be lying. I could be back tomorrow. Tonight. Next week. Next millenia. Time on Earth is so short, perhaps I won't return till the Armaggedon. If we can ever get the bloody thing started.
Hmmm. Or maybe I'll take a different form and become a stranger again.
Some events on Earth have been almost enough to make me leave Hell. Almost. Azrael really is a pathetic excuse for a demon. Little Tommy Dagget is exquisite when he's hurting. Llamas are apparently running rampant - really should've told Astaroth to pay Jonathan a visit with a branding iron. And Adam from_tadfield, great bloody disappointment that he is, has shown up as well.
Astaroth is currently serving as my representative on Earth. I do not anticipate returning any time soon. Of course, I could be lying. I could be back tomorrow. Tonight. Next week. Next millenia. Time on Earth is so short, perhaps I won't return till the Armaggedon. If we can ever get the bloody thing started.
Hmmm. Or maybe I'll take a different form and become a stranger again.