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[bringerof_light]

You humans. You're so entertaining. Even moreso than cable television. Honestly I'm not sure what I would've done with my time if I didn't have you all to play with

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[dracula_tm]

Or perhaps He just doesn't want you anymore.

Behold, I am here to give you tidings of great joy. *rolls eyes* Come off it, Lucy. I've known that for millenia. In the immortal words of cable television, tell me something I don't know.

[bringerof_light]

Judas, must you call me that?

[dracula_tm]

Yes. Why, does it bother you, Lucy?

[bringerof_light]

*snarls*

[dracula_tm]

You look positively delicious when you do that. Have you been practicing?

[bringerof_light]

*snarls again* Would you like me to rip your throat out again?

[dracula_tm]

Go right ahead. It won't harm me.

[bringerof_light]

Perhaps I should start calling you Judy.

[dracula_tm]

How about master?

[bringerof_light]

*stares*

[dracula_tm]

*smiles*

[bringerof_light]

The day that happens is the day I kiss His feet.

[dracula_tm]

As I recall, you've already done that.

[bringerof_light]

*growls* Don't remind me. It won't be happening again.

[dracula_tm]

What a pity. It was a good look on you.

[bringerof_light]

Yes. Such a pity. There are, of course, plenty of angels left who are quite happy to do such a thing.