Oct 04, 2004 10:25
You humans. You're so entertaining. Even moreso than cable television. Honestly I'm not sure what I would've done with my time if I didn't have you all to play with.
It's the blind denial that really makes me smile. None of you ever really think that you're going to Hell. No matter what you do, you always expect Him to reach down that much lauded benevolent hand of His to take your soul from me. And He never does. That look of surprise and fear, those cries of 'There must be some mistake' and 'I can't be here, not me, I don't belong here', oh how they make us laugh.
I guarantee that at least half of you reading this will end up being eaten and defecated out and then eaten and defecated and so on by Belial. At least half of you. Statistics have gone up in recent years. Or perhaps He just doesn't want you anymore.