Last night I had a dream that I had two fully functioning penises. Sweet!

I had a disturbing dream last night. I was given a complex set of instructions to follow very precisely. Every time I had a misstep, I would wake up feeling hopeless and frustrated. This repeated process of dreaming five minutes, waking up for five, going back to sleep and waking up again went on for about 90 minutes from 6:00-7:30 AM. I was so ( Read more... )

I have had three dreams in the last six nights all involving my roommate getting a short haircut. The first one involved him, his dad, and I all in a hotel room. His dad had nothing to do with the dream; I don’t know why he was even there. Matthew approached me and asked if I could give him a haircut. I told him I would be happy to since I was ( Read more... )