>:|
So my uncle left a window open at my mother's house, and my cat Kevin got out. Now he's gotten out before, but he's been missing for over two weeks by this point.
He's been spotted a couple of times, but refuses to be caught. I'm not at all happy about a 10 year old indoor cat being on the loose in Rednecksville, NC. Too many cars, loose dogs, stupid people, wild animals, and contagious diseases for me to be at all happy. A breezy "I'm sure he'll be fine," no longer comforts me.
Not that it did to begin with.
So right now, what I want for my birthday is for my god damned cat to wise up and get his fat ass home.
He's been spotted a couple of times, but refuses to be caught. I'm not at all happy about a 10 year old indoor cat being on the loose in Rednecksville, NC. Too many cars, loose dogs, stupid people, wild animals, and contagious diseases for me to be at all happy. A breezy "I'm sure he'll be fine," no longer comforts me.
Not that it did to begin with.
So right now, what I want for my birthday is for my god damned cat to wise up and get his fat ass home.