Hey, You're Such A Pretty Boy [Jongyu] [PG] [1/1]
Title: Hey You're Such A Pretty Boy
Pairing: Jongyu
Genre: Humor, General
Rating: PG
Word Count: 802
Summary: Jinki is a push over, Jonghyun is a perv -nothing in life is new, except for the fake boobs.
A/N: For my big sister, blingdingdong , who you all should shower with love since she gives me fantastic back massages. She requested cross dressing Jinki, so this is what I came up with.
“Miss, I think you dropped your smile back here!”
Damn stupid friends. He should have just said no. No. For once in his life, Jinki should've grown a backbone. He can't go through life giving in to everyone of his friends' “If you don't beat me at this, you have to do this” deals. How could he even call himself a man? To let himself get in a situation like this! No guy with a sense of pride would be caught dead tromping through the club district with a pair of “fierce” red heels, a flowing white skirt, and a pink top showing off his “curves”, provided by the drama department.
The only guy worse off than him is the one hot on his Prada heels.
“I said leave me alone!” Jinki calls over his shoulder in a falsetto. Right about now he wants to kill Kibum for convincing him the three inch heels definitely made his legs look slimmer and more feminine.
The guy is persistent, almost flattering in his chase. “Come on, why don't you just talk to me? I don't want to do anything!”
Jinki isn't use to this curtain of hair blocking his vision, let alone the thick lashes glued to his eyelids. His escape would be easier if he could just see … And as temping as just tossing his wig to the side seems, he doesn't think he could live with himself if anyone other than his stupid college room mates knew that he was cross dressing.
With a huff, Jinki reluctantly slows. “Look, I don't know who you are or what you want, but do you know how to get to the university from here?”
Face growing brighter, the guy nods vigorously. “Yeah, I know where it is! You're a student there, too?”
Oh, God. He's a student. “No, just my boyfriend,” Jinki lies swiftly.
The man's almond eyes peer at him curiously. “You have a boyfriend?”
“Yes, I do. What of it?”
“I was hoping you were single.”
Jinki freezes. “Why?”
The man throws a wink at him before hooking arms with him and pulling him in the opposite direction Jinki had been heading. He's pretty confident. “Whats your name, cutie?”
Jinki takes a moment to respond, thoughts moving slowly. “Ji - Jiyeon.”
“Jiyeon? Pretty. My name's Jonghyun.”
If he weren't such a damn good actor, Jinki would have fainted on the spot. Jonghyun. The Jonghyun. The art's department heart throb. No, no, no, this is not happening! If he finds out … Jinki would be done for.
“If you could just tell me how to get there, I can just walk back on my own,” he suggests, tries not to allow the quiver in his voice to show.
Jonghyun snorts. “A pretty girl like you? No way are you walking the streets alone at this time of night!”
Jinki groans inwardly. He should have just freaking said no.
They walk for ten minutes or so in silence. Jinki pretends to be texting whenever Jonghyun isn't texting, which isn't often. Jinki's a little jealous, catching a dozen different names texting the guy all at once. So popular …
“Here we are, sexy,” Jonghyun chirps as they enter the university campus. “Know how to get to the dorms?”
Jinki folds his arms close to his body. “Yes,” he says defensively.
“Sure you don't want me to help you?” Jonghyun asks, a cheeky smile and that infamous wink to match.
Jinki thinks he can understand why women are so put off by the male sex now .. “Positive.”
Just as he's about to strut off to his dorm and slap Kibum upside the head for ever putting him up to this, a firm smack to his bum causes him to wheel around. Jonghyun chuckles, unabashed.
“Give me a call sometime, Jinki.”
“What - I - How - It's Jiyeon!”
Jonghyun shakes his head while still laughing. “Next time we get together, you should dress regularly. Although, you do have killer legs … “
Jinki scoffs. He can't even be freaked this guy caught him, he's so obnoxious. “Like hell we'll ever meet again.”
Kibum forces Jinki to watch a chick flick marathon when he gets back. He fails to notice that everyone of the couples starts out the same way.
Pairing: Jongyu
Genre: Humor, General
Rating: PG
Word Count: 802
Summary: Jinki is a push over, Jonghyun is a perv -nothing in life is new, except for the fake boobs.
A/N: For my big sister, blingdingdong , who you all should shower with love since she gives me fantastic back massages. She requested cross dressing Jinki, so this is what I came up with.
“Miss, I think you dropped your smile back here!”
Damn stupid friends. He should have just said no. No. For once in his life, Jinki should've grown a backbone. He can't go through life giving in to everyone of his friends' “If you don't beat me at this, you have to do this” deals. How could he even call himself a man? To let himself get in a situation like this! No guy with a sense of pride would be caught dead tromping through the club district with a pair of “fierce” red heels, a flowing white skirt, and a pink top showing off his “curves”, provided by the drama department.
The only guy worse off than him is the one hot on his Prada heels.
“I said leave me alone!” Jinki calls over his shoulder in a falsetto. Right about now he wants to kill Kibum for convincing him the three inch heels definitely made his legs look slimmer and more feminine.
The guy is persistent, almost flattering in his chase. “Come on, why don't you just talk to me? I don't want to do anything!”
Jinki isn't use to this curtain of hair blocking his vision, let alone the thick lashes glued to his eyelids. His escape would be easier if he could just see … And as temping as just tossing his wig to the side seems, he doesn't think he could live with himself if anyone other than his stupid college room mates knew that he was cross dressing.
With a huff, Jinki reluctantly slows. “Look, I don't know who you are or what you want, but do you know how to get to the university from here?”
Face growing brighter, the guy nods vigorously. “Yeah, I know where it is! You're a student there, too?”
Oh, God. He's a student. “No, just my boyfriend,” Jinki lies swiftly.
The man's almond eyes peer at him curiously. “You have a boyfriend?”
“Yes, I do. What of it?”
“I was hoping you were single.”
Jinki freezes. “Why?”
The man throws a wink at him before hooking arms with him and pulling him in the opposite direction Jinki had been heading. He's pretty confident. “Whats your name, cutie?”
Jinki takes a moment to respond, thoughts moving slowly. “Ji - Jiyeon.”
“Jiyeon? Pretty. My name's Jonghyun.”
If he weren't such a damn good actor, Jinki would have fainted on the spot. Jonghyun. The Jonghyun. The art's department heart throb. No, no, no, this is not happening! If he finds out … Jinki would be done for.
“If you could just tell me how to get there, I can just walk back on my own,” he suggests, tries not to allow the quiver in his voice to show.
Jonghyun snorts. “A pretty girl like you? No way are you walking the streets alone at this time of night!”
Jinki groans inwardly. He should have just freaking said no.
They walk for ten minutes or so in silence. Jinki pretends to be texting whenever Jonghyun isn't texting, which isn't often. Jinki's a little jealous, catching a dozen different names texting the guy all at once. So popular …
“Here we are, sexy,” Jonghyun chirps as they enter the university campus. “Know how to get to the dorms?”
Jinki folds his arms close to his body. “Yes,” he says defensively.
“Sure you don't want me to help you?” Jonghyun asks, a cheeky smile and that infamous wink to match.
Jinki thinks he can understand why women are so put off by the male sex now .. “Positive.”
Just as he's about to strut off to his dorm and slap Kibum upside the head for ever putting him up to this, a firm smack to his bum causes him to wheel around. Jonghyun chuckles, unabashed.
“Give me a call sometime, Jinki.”
“What - I - How - It's Jiyeon!”
Jonghyun shakes his head while still laughing. “Next time we get together, you should dress regularly. Although, you do have killer legs … “
Jinki scoffs. He can't even be freaked this guy caught him, he's so obnoxious. “Like hell we'll ever meet again.”
Kibum forces Jinki to watch a chick flick marathon when he gets back. He fails to notice that everyone of the couples starts out the same way.