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Things That Won't Get You Out of the City

• Dropkicking a dwarf
  
• Balancing on six feet of couch cushions
  
• Following crazy advice from crazy cursed people (finding a pattern here?)
  
• Jumping into the fountain when it's beer
  
• --- wait, what??
  

Dear Santa,

Things I Want for Christmas

• An unbreakable tablet
  
• For my weapon rune to be unsealed
  
• A way out for

Comments

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I think it would almost be as popular as ponies!

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Make that also unbreakable in my case and I think I would too!

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The deities should start selling them themselves. I bet they'd be so popular it'd fund the city for the next century.

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I think we're back to 'ponies' again. A storm of ponies.

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Considering that the other forms of transportation are that subway and our feet, you can't go wrong with that! I'm just surprised it took this long for people to start demanding ponies.

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Obviously we should all be demanding flying reindeer instead!

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We should send in an inventory demand for just that to the deities. They're supposedly funding us, from what I hear. We'd need the deer with really big antlers.

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I was thinking more of the deer ramming things, but hey, that works too!