Lesson of the Day : Fear the City!

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Edit : Consider this whole entry deleted now.

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I must warn everyone, I have to protect...Don't drink the water. Don't

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[98over40]

Calm down.

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I am perfectly calm!

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--- what's that?!

[98over40]

...?

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Oh, it was just Pinky.

[98over40]

...Pinky?

Er, well... see, nothing to be alarmed about then.

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Pinky my pet pink flying elephant. The last time people started seeing pink flying elephants it was a gas attack on the apartment buildings!

[98over40]

Ah... sure. Well, you should probably come down to the police building where it's safe then.

[ooc; Trying to lure him to a place where fellow police can help keep an eye on things until curse end? NEVAR. >.>]

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The police headquarters is statistically the place most probable for a city watch member to get eaten!

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. . . . or well, the last headquarters was.

[[ooc : *lol* It might be hard to pry him out from underneath his bed at the moment. XD]]

[98over40]

...that's probably true.

There's coffee, at least.

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Coffee has water in it.

[98over40]

Well, I don't think you're old enough for alcohol.

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The people back home agree with you, but not the ones in the city. Besides there's water in alcohol too. Old fermented water....