Voicemail
If you have somehow obtained access to my databanks, then you are either the Doctor, or someone who does not belong here, and should promptly remove yourself from my systems. If you attempt to access my records any further, a reverse relay will be sent, more than likely resulting in the destruction of whatever device you are using to break into my systems. This includes organic and psychic methods. In the event you are here by accident, leave.
If you are attempting to communicate with my Doctor, you are unable to do so in this way. He has several devices through which he communicates; attempt using one of those. Should you somehow evade my defensive systems and manage to leave new data, it will be erased immediately. Unless you are the Doctor, I do not care what you have to say.
You have five seconds to leave my databanks. Good-bye.
If you are attempting to communicate with my Doctor, you are unable to do so in this way. He has several devices through which he communicates; attempt using one of those. Should you somehow evade my defensive systems and manage to leave new data, it will be erased immediately. Unless you are the Doctor, I do not care what you have to say.
You have five seconds to leave my databanks. Good-bye.