[oncoming_storms] - Squabbling like children
Left on every screen throughout her interior and a couple pre-recordings in the library and kitchen
Doctor,
That woman is absolutely infuriating and I demand you remove her from within me this moment. I will not tolerate her presence any longer. I have here a brief list of her transgressions. If nothing is done to expell her, I will expedite the process myself and simply jettison the part of my interior she inhabits.
spilled coffee in my hallways
left her knickers on the floor
attempts speaking
is married to the Master
repainted and redecorated my rooms
removed panelling and tinkered with my systems
exists
As noted, these are all grave offenses punishable by expulsion. I am giving fair warning for you to procure alternative living arrangements for the woman before I take action.
I allow you the Master, Doctor. I have no patience for any beyond that.
You have 48 hours.
Do not attempt to sway my opinion; do not try to reson with me. I tolerated Charlotte, Mel, Miss Brown and any number of other companions for you. I have been reasonable. This woman is not a companion, however. I will not tolerate her.
There is a cup of hot tea and plate of biscuits for you in your study. I doubt you saw my numerous messages relaying as such, so I have amended this declaration to include such information. They are chocolate banana. I trust they will please you.
Old Girl
Muse: The TARDIS
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 231
Prompt: 42.5 - Write a letter to someone
Verse: realityshifted
Written as a companion piece to this.
Doctor,
That woman is absolutely infuriating and I demand you remove her from within me this moment. I will not tolerate her presence any longer. I have here a brief list of her transgressions. If nothing is done to expell her, I will expedite the process myself and simply jettison the part of my interior she inhabits.
As noted, these are all grave offenses punishable by expulsion. I am giving fair warning for you to procure alternative living arrangements for the woman before I take action.
I allow you the Master, Doctor. I have no patience for any beyond that.
You have 48 hours.
Do not attempt to sway my opinion; do not try to reson with me. I tolerated Charlotte, Mel, Miss Brown and any number of other companions for you. I have been reasonable. This woman is not a companion, however. I will not tolerate her.
There is a cup of hot tea and plate of biscuits for you in your study. I doubt you saw my numerous messages relaying as such, so I have amended this declaration to include such information. They are chocolate banana. I trust they will please you.
Old Girl
Muse: The TARDIS
Fandom: Doctor Who
Word Count: 231
Prompt: 42.5 - Write a letter to someone
Verse: realityshifted
Written as a companion piece to this.